Chiefs Chiefs Sign Khalif Barnes?

**Donger** · 03-12-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by recxjake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalif_Barnes

Sounds charming:

On November 9, 2006 Barnes was arrested for speeding (101mph) down J. Turner Butler Boulevard, and driving under the influence of alcohol. The license plate on the Barnes' 2007 silver Mercedes had also expired. He spent several hours in the Duval County jail before being released on $500 bond. Barnes was benched for the next game against the Houston Texans. Barnes called the white officer who pulled him over a racist and said the officer was a "KKK devil who hates all colored people". [1] Barnes later apologized in a letter to the officer blaming his statement on stress. On July 11th Barnes was sentenced to six months probation, pay $650 in fines and court costs, perform 50 hours of community service, attend a drunken driving class and have his driver's license suspended for six months.

Ultra Peanut · 03-12-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by recxjake

I hope we sign this guy. Aside from the ~~speeding~~ being the worst driver in history, he rules.

I'm 100% serious. Also, the team should mic him up, then put highlights of his best moments on the web each week.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 03-12-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

I hope we sign this guy. Aside from the speeding, he rules.

I'm 100% serious.

Welcome to the minority. I think if we signed Barnes and slid him to the right side, he'd be in the pro bowl in 2010.

Spott · 03-12-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Sounds charming:

On November 9, 2006 Barnes was arrested for speeding (101mph) down J. Turner Butler Boulevard, and driving under the influence of alcohol. The license plate on the Barnes' 2007 silver Mercedes had also expired. He spent several hours in the Duval County jail before being released on $500 bond. Barnes was benched for the next game against the Houston Texans. Barnes called the white officer who pulled him over a racist and said the officer was a "KKK devil who hates all colored people". [1] Barnes later apologized in a letter to the officer blaming his statement on stress. On July 11th Barnes was sentenced to six months probation, pay $650 in fines and court costs, perform 50 hours of community service, attend a drunken driving class and have his driver's license suspended for six months.

The guy is a tool. A year later while on probation in 2007 with a suspended license, Barnes drove through a yard, crashed into a tree and left the accident scene which was at the entrance of his subdivision. After the police discovered his car the next morning, Barnes initially called the police and reported his car stolen. Then he called them back and told them that it wasn't stolen and that he fell asleep behind the wheel while driving to the football stadium at 5:30 in the morning. Of course there was no practice going on that day because it was a Saturday morning of the Jags bye week, but the whole incident got swept under the rug and charges were not filed even though it was obvious that he had been out drinking and wrecked his car under the influence.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-12-2009, 02:25 PM

GM, baby!!

talastan · 03-12-2009, 02:27 PM

If this has happened, we know why the deal in Chokeland failed. However Wikipedia isn't a completely iron-clad source IMO.

bluehawkdoc · 03-12-2009, 02:30 PM

De police man is de debil.

**chiefforlife** · 03-12-2009, 02:38 PM

It has been edited OUT. Ha, look at it now. Weird.

ChiefRon · 03-12-2009, 02:41 PM

Somebody's ****ing with us. Who posted it?

RustShack · 03-12-2009, 02:41 PM

One of you bastards made it so it said Chiefs in the first place I bet.

Consistent1 · 03-12-2009, 02:42 PM

Just from watching that vid of him speaking and walking, he doesn't seem that drunk at all to me. Interesting dude I am sure. lol

talastan · 03-12-2009, 02:47 PM

Like I said I had my doubts that this was happening and Wikipedia was scooping Schfter, or any other Sports networks.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-12-2009, 02:49 PM

Khalif Barnes (born April 21, 1982 in San Diego, California) is an American football Offensive Tackle of the West Texas Dick Socks.

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03-12-2009, 02:49 PM	#15
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	Khalif Barnes (born April 21, 1982 in San Diego, California) is an American football Offensive Tackle of the West Texas Dick Socks. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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