Man paid to impregnate neighbor's wife - Fails 72 times

[Talisman]

You don't often find part-time work with benefits.

[Talisman]

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In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.

[Molitoth]

NOW THATS a messed up situation that makes me laugh, haha.

[kysirsoze]

"I don't like this any more than you."

Well played.

[Miles]

Originally Posted by kysirsoze

"I don't like this any more than you."

Well played.

Except for the part where it turned out that his wife cheated on him and his kids were not his.

[Spott]

She swallowed every single time and somehow still didn't get pregnant.

[bishop_74]

Heartwarming story.

[keg in kc]

Holy **** that's hilarious.

[Mecca]

That's a rather amusing story all the way around.

[teedubya]

Did this happen in Waterloo, by chance?

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

Did this happen in Waterloo, by chance?

On a side note should have included a contact #. I got 5 kids and 2 were even pill babies. (or so the ex said )


Heck I'll even have a money back policy

[SCChief]

Sounds like the payer should be bringing the lawsuit against the WIFE of the guy he paid, since it was her deception that made the entire situation occur.

$2500 for 3 nights a week? Would have been a hell of a deal if he had delivered in the first week.

[MIAdragon]

I thought anal worked every time!?

[Talisman]

Originally Posted by MIAdragon

I thought anal worked every time!?

Only if you want a Raider fan.

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Or a Raider fan.

/obligatory...

Already covered.

Originally Posted by Talisman

Only if you want a Raider fan.