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06-26-2009, 09:52 PM | Topic Starter |
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Butt Sex Kills
So I just got an interesting call from one of my friends. This girl we know was having butt sex on the couch when the guys parents came home. He pulled out quick as they rushed to get their cloths on. She shit on the couch when he pulled out and the parents found it, they said the dog must have shit on the couch. The dog was then taken out back and shot.
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06-26-2009, 09:53 PM | #2 |
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What kind of dog was it?
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06-26-2009, 10:00 PM | #3 |
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06-26-2009, 10:04 PM | #4 |
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06-27-2009, 12:32 PM | #6 |
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06-26-2009, 10:04 PM | #7 | |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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butt sex doesn't kill, ignorant rednecks kill.
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06-26-2009, 10:06 PM | #8 |
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I can see it now...
"That dog's been eatin' corn and condoms! Shoot that mother ****er!" Posted via Mobile Device |
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06-27-2009, 08:44 AM | #9 |
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06-26-2009, 10:11 PM | #10 |
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Did you know Mikey from the Life cereal commercials ate Pop Rocks and Jolt Cola and his stomach exploded?
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06-26-2009, 10:15 PM | #11 |
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Is this that same girl who dumped you for that other dude?
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06-26-2009, 10:17 PM | #12 |
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I actually dumped her and no its someone from another town.
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06-27-2009, 12:18 AM | #13 |
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She wasn't by chance wearing a red bikini was she?
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06-26-2009, 10:16 PM | #14 |
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Umm...someone needs to teach her how to properly "prepare" for such activities.
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06-26-2009, 10:54 PM | #15 |
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This. Bree Olson went into detail on the topic when she was a guest on the O&A show. She said all these girls watch some porn and think they can be like the pros. That's one reason I just don't think I could be in porn. She said mishaps like this happen with rookies all the time and the guy has to just clean up and keep going.
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