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Old 07-16-2009, 01:15 AM   Topic Starter
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So, I am a millionaire. What do I have to show for it?
Do you get that Social Security "Lifetime Earnings Summary" thing in the mail?
Basically, it shows your SS earnings for your lifetime and estimates what you'd get back if you retired in XXXX year, etc.

Well, I got out the calculator and, God Bless me, I've earned a million U.S. dollars in my lifetime.

Now, you'd think I would be sitting in the back of a Rolls Royce limo with a tophat and tails and suhweet mustache like that Monopoly game guy, right? Because the seven figures is your ticket to riches and bathing in mother's milk with rose petals.

NO!

I have....
a VW Camper van (needs new front end)
About 20 percent of a decent home.
10,000 in Evel Knievel collectibles
An iPhone
Some decent threads and my wife has about 10 feet of closet stuff
Timex Ironman watch
Converse shoes
A Dolce and Gabana Belt
A really big TV and a PS3
A decent road bike
...

...

uh, some other stuff......

WTF? right?


I feel lliek the cobbler who has no shoes.


case in point...
SAVE YOUR MONEY

it is WAY better than watching your kid open the fifth Wii game on holiday morning. One friggen Wii game is enough!

rant over
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:31 AM   #2
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Right... I think the trick is to make that 1 million in one year. That is my goal. Not this 1 million every 15 years crap. heh.
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:42 AM   #3
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How long have you been working for Sony?? I am a third of that and I have not even started a career yet..
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:51 AM   #4
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Sounds like you need to be more ****ARDLY (rhymes with wiggardly)

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Old 07-16-2009, 08:14 AM   #5
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:00 AM   #6
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:15 AM   #7
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Face it man,.....you wasted your money on the Evel Knievel collection.

The real money can be found in the Dane McCloud action figures and neighborhood play-sets.

Any sound investment manager would have told you the same thing.
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:18 AM   #8
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Do you get that Social Security "Lifetime Earnings Summary" thing in the mail?
Basically, it shows your SS earnings for your lifetime and estimates what you'd get back if you retired in XXXX year, etc.

Well, I got out the calculator and, God Bless me, I've earned a million U.S. dollars in my lifetime.

Now, you'd think I would be sitting in the back of a Rolls Royce limo with a tophat and tails and suhweet mustache like that Monopoly game guy, right? Because the seven figures is your ticket to riches and bathing in mother's milk with rose petals.

NO!

I have....
a VW Camper van (needs new front end)
About 20 percent of a decent home.
10,000 in Evel Knievel collectibles
An iPhone
Some decent threads and my wife has about 10 feet of closet stuff
Timex Ironman watch
Converse shoes
A Dolce and Gabana Belt
A really big TV and a PS3
A decent road bike
...

...

uh, some other stuff......

WTF? right?


I feel lliek the cobbler who has no shoes.


case in point...
SAVE YOUR MONEY

it is WAY better than watching your kid open the fifth Wii game on holiday morning. One friggen Wii game is enough!

rant over
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:26 AM   #9
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:37 AM   #10
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I don't even have a crystal plunger.
well Joe's must have made at least 2 million.
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:04 AM   #11
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Me and this dude thinks you make kick butt commercials.
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Old 07-16-2009, 05:33 AM   #12
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Isn't he a senator now. Senator smiley?
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:18 AM   #13
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:25 AM   #14
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Which martial art do you study to get the Dolce & Gabana belt? I've heard of Brazilian Jiujitsu, maybe there' a Rodeo Drive Go Ji Ryu?
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