Life Skip Town's day

chiefbowe82 · 09-03-2009, 05:45 PM

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need
> to fart.
> The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the
> beat. After
> a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you
> approach your stop.
> As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
> down, and
> that's when you realize, you have been listening to
> your ipod.

**Donger** · 09-03-2009, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefbowe82

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need
> to fart.
> The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the
> beat. After
> a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you
> approach your stop.
> As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
> down, and
> that's when you realize, you have been listening to
> your ipod.

I would bet serious money that Skip does not have an iPod.

**Skip Towne** · 09-03-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I would bet serious money that Skip does not have an iPod.

You'd be right.

**Donger** · 09-03-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

You'd be right.

Nor do I. My Walkman is starting to fail, however.

**Skip Towne** · 09-03-2009, 05:47 PM

I never ride the bus.

Hammock Parties · 09-03-2009, 05:50 PM

Skip would look at an iPod like an ape looks at the monolith.

**Gadzooks** · 09-03-2009, 06:17 PM

Uh-oh, Get ready to see a red square with word "dip-shit" the next time you visit your User CP. (I'm prepared for mine

)

**bevischief** · 09-03-2009, 07:07 PM

Fart or shart?

Pioli Zombie · 09-03-2009, 07:12 PM

Skip Towne is an old ****in fossil who masturbates to images of Ethel Merman.
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**Skip Towne** · 09-03-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Skip Towne is an old ****in fossil who masturbates to images of Ethel Merman.
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And your little punk assis in dead last in rep. Ahahahahahahahaha

Pioli Zombie · 09-03-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

And your little punk assis in dead last in rep. Ahahahahahahahaha

Well, yeeeaah. That will happen when get-a-life losers like you hit spend all day hitting negative rep buttons. Whoopiedeedooo.

That's more a reflection on you than it is of me, ****head.
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**Skip Towne** · 09-03-2009, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Well, yeeeaah. That will happen when get-a-life losers like you hit spend all day hitting negative rep buttons. Whoopiedeedooo.

That's more a reflection on you than it is of me, ****head.
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Except I'm not the one dead last, pissant.

Pioli Zombie · 09-03-2009, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Except I'm not the one dead last, pissant.

That didn't even make sense. You responded to my point by agreeing with it.
Its like me burning your house down and telling you not to play with matches.

Its irrelevant what my rep total is because it was only made that way by you being a psycho.
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**Gonzo** · 09-03-2009, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Well, yeeeaah. That will happen when get-a-life losers like you hit spend all day hitting negative rep buttons. Whoopiedeedooo.

That's more a reflection on you than it is of me, ****head.
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Lets try that again, only like a complete sentence.
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**Skip Towne** · 09-03-2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Lets try that again, only like a complete sentence.
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He can't, he's illiterate

09-03-2009, 05:45 PM	Topic Starter
chiefbowe82 Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Skip Town's day You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need > to fart. > The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the > beat. After > a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you > approach your stop. > As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you > down, and > that's when you realize, you have been listening to > your ipod.
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09-03-2009, 05:47 PM	#5
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I never ride the bus.
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09-03-2009, 05:50 PM	#6
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4130478	Skip would look at an iPod like an ape looks at the monolith. __________________ Chiefs game films
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09-03-2009, 06:17 PM	#7
Gadzooks MFIC Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tromsø, Norway Casino cash: $3819219	Uh-oh, Get ready to see a red square with word "dip-shit" the next time you visit your User CP. (I'm prepared for mine )
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09-03-2009, 07:07 PM	#8
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $8659352 VARSITY	Fart or shart?
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09-03-2009, 07:12 PM	#9
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Skip Towne is an old ***in fossil who masturbates to images of Ethel Merman. Posted via Mobile Device*
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