Life I think a Jedi knight has moved into my neighborhood.

**Rain Man** · 09-18-2009, 06:29 PM

I've seen this guy twice now while walking into work. He's an older guy, kind of low-key and scruffy. Quiet. He looks not quite homeless, but more like he just arrived from a world with a harsh environment and no water for showers. Both times, he's been wearing some kind of outfit that looks like Luke Skywalker's outfit in the original Star Wars, but it's black. All black, including the karate-style belt.

He's not carrying a light saber or anything, but I think that's because he's just going to the grocery store. I wouldn't imagine that Jedi knights carry their light sabers on short neighborhood errands.

If I keep seeing him, at some point I'll try to get a picture. But he generally catches me by surprise, which is one more reason that I think he's a Jedi.

**Bugeater** · 09-18-2009, 06:37 PM

Meh. Probably just another Unabomber.

**bevischief** · 09-18-2009, 06:38 PM

Or a ninja...

munkey · 09-18-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I've seen this guy twice now while walking into work. He's an older guy, kind of low-key and scruffy. Quiet. He looks not quite homeless, but more like he just arrived from a world with a harsh environment and no water for showers. Both times, he's been wearing some kind of outfit that looks like Luke Skywalker's outfit in the original Star Wars, but it's black. All black, including the karate-style belt.

He's not carrying a light saber or anything, but I think that's because he's just going to the grocery store. I wouldn't imagine that Jedi knights carry their light sabers on short neighborhood errands.

If I keep seeing him, at some point I'll try to get a picture. But he generally catches me by surprise, which is one more reason that I think he's a Jedi.

This thread is worthless without pics

Hammock Parties · 09-18-2009, 06:38 PM

Au contraire, Rain Man. Jedi Knights are never without their lightsaber. Even when Luke Skywalker walked into Jabba's Palace without one, he had it secreted within R2-D2.

I sense that this intruder may be a Sith lord. Why else would he dress in black?

I will consult the Force.

JohninGpt · 09-18-2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Au contraire, Rain Man. Jedi Knights are never without their lightsaber. Even when Luke Skywalker walked into Jabba's Palace without one, he had it secreted within R2-D2.

I sense that this intruder may be a Sith lord. Why else would he dress in black?

I will consult the Force.

Maybe he is hiding it somewhere, nttiawwt.

T-post Tom · 09-18-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Au contraire, Rain Man. Jedi Knights are never without their lightsaber. Even when Luke Skywalker walked into Jabba's Palace without one, he had it secreted within R2-D2.

I sense that this intruder may be a Sith lord. Why else would he dress in black?

I will consult the Force.

"Hey there, little robot. Is that a lightsaber that you've got secreted away, or are you just happy to see me?"

**Rain Man** · 09-18-2009, 06:47 PM

While it's probably a good thing to have a Jedi in the neighborhood, I must admit that I'm a little disappointed to get a scruffy human one instead of one of those pretty blue female ones.

sedated · 09-18-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

is it wrong that I wonder what color her nipples are?

JohninGpt · 09-18-2009, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

is it wrong that I wonder what color her nipples are?

I'm thinking dark blue, or maybe international orange.

**Gadzooks** · 09-18-2009, 07:38 PM

He must be a Dracula.

KcFanInGA · 09-18-2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

is it wrong that I wonder what color her nipples are?

I'd prefer them to be purple...On topic: You will need to use all your training to snap a picture of this mysterious stranger. Use the Force.

soundmind · 09-19-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

is it wrong that I wonder what color her nipples are?

Purple, duh.

LaChapelle · 09-19-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

While it's probably a good thing to have a Jedi in the neighborhood, I must admit that I'm a little disappointed to get a scruffy human one instead of one of those pretty blue female ones.

Those aren't her boobies, that is buttcheek cleavage on her chest. ATM so easy a n00b could do it.

**Rain Man** · 09-18-2009, 06:49 PM

Or one of those with the long necks. That'd be cool. My Jedi doesn't even bathe.

09-18-2009, 06:29 PM	Topic Starter
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-752449 VARSITY	I think a Jedi knight has moved into my neighborhood. I've seen this guy twice now while walking into work. He's an older guy, kind of low-key and scruffy. Quiet. He looks not quite homeless, but more like he just arrived from a world with a harsh environment and no water for showers. Both times, he's been wearing some kind of outfit that looks like Luke Skywalker's outfit in the original Star Wars, but it's black. All black, including the karate-style belt. He's not carrying a light saber or anything, but I think that's because he's just going to the grocery store. I wouldn't imagine that Jedi knights carry their light sabers on short neighborhood errands. If I keep seeing him, at some point I'll try to get a picture. But he generally catches me by surprise, which is one more reason that I think he's a Jedi.
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Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	Meh. Probably just another Unabomber.
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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $730478	Au contraire, Rain Man. Jedi Knights are never without their lightsaber. Even when Luke Skywalker walked into Jabba's Palace without one, he had it secreted within R2-D2. I sense that this intruder may be a Sith lord. Why else would he dress in black? I will consult the Force. __________________ Chiefs game films
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-752449 VARSITY	While it's probably a good thing to have a Jedi in the neighborhood, I must admit that I'm a little disappointed to get a scruffy human one instead of one of those pretty blue female ones. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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Gadzooks MFIC Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tromsø, Norway Casino cash: $3719219	He must be a Dracula.
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-752449 VARSITY	Or one of those with the long necks. That'd be cool. My Jedi doesn't even bathe. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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