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View Poll Results: Would you hit it? | |||
Yes! |
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52 | 43.70% |
No! |
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67 | 56.30% |
Voters: 119. You may not vote on this poll |
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Infidelity Poll
You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...
Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it! BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?! What would you do? To dog, or not to dog? |
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It's a dog eat dog world.
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I voted yes, but I'm not married...
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This.
Anytime you put Jessica Alba in a "bang or not to bang"-poll, there's only one way my vote is headed.
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Once or twice a month? That's ludicrous. How about 3-4x a week just as a starting point?
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It's Jessica Alba.
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While in theory, I agree with Phobs....THIS!!!!
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I've had better. I'd pass. /Chiefs Planet
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Mary voted no but I think we all know what that's about.
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lol, Jessica Alba should be in every guys celeb free to bang list.
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Clarification: what if your wife is Jessica Alba? Is this then a trick to get a divorce settlement, or would we assume that it's Jessica's unknown twin who was lost at birth?
As an aside, my wife and I have an arrangement where if Bruce Springsteen and his wife Patty Scialfa ever propose a one-night swap with us, we'll say yes.
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Yes. And I don't pull out either.
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If said wife is only putting out twice a month then she is not living up to her womanlly duties. There for you should not have to. IMO
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