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03-08-2010, 09:39 PM | Topic Starter |
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The ten best things about being sick.
1. I sound kind of like that one Statler brother with the droopy eyes and deep voice.
2. I feel that I'm finally reaching my full potential in mucous production. 3. I haven't shaved in five days. 4. Quality time with my cat. 5. It gives me a wistful appreciation of life and the verve that I once had. 6. If it gets really bad and I'm hospitalized, popular Internet cinema indicates that sexy night-shift nurses often get rather kinky. 7. If I make obscene phone calls, people won't recognize my voice. 8. High fever = low heating bills. 9. I'm in preliminary discussions for my own telethon. 10. I've learned to time my coughing to add a new percussion track to Meat Loaf's "Bat Out of Hell" album. I hate being sick. I don't know why I do it. |
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03-08-2010, 09:41 PM | #2 |
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hubby is doing the same thing
plus the deep chest cold is messing with his athsma Prednisone is on board |
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03-08-2010, 09:42 PM | #3 |
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11) If you're contagious your wife or girlfriend can't kiss you, but they sure can suck your D.
(I could be wrong, but I thought it sounded funny) |
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03-08-2010, 09:45 PM | #4 |
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Been dealing with it myself. Missed two days of work last week. I actually feel a lot better, but now my voice is all screwed up.
It always seems to work that way with me, for some reason. I sound the worst when I start getting better. |
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03-08-2010, 09:47 PM | #5 |
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I've missed 2 days of work over the last 2 weeks myself.
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03-08-2010, 09:56 PM | #6 |
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When I was in my 20s, I used to get honest-to-god laryngitis once every couple of years where I completely lost the ability to talk for a couple of days. We're talking mute, where I could whisper maybe one sentence a day with extreme effort. I always thought it was a madeup thing for TV shows until I got it. I haven't had it in a while, but I always wonder if I'm about to get it again when I have these symptoms.
Anyone else ever get laryngitis where you can't even whisper?
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Hope you get well soon....I had some bad shit about two weeks ago....mucus river man and a cough that cracked my ribs |
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03-08-2010, 09:57 PM | #8 |
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You'll have time to listen to the ballad of Dammit Ray.
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03-08-2010, 10:07 PM | #9 |
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Go to your nearest bar and ask for a 'Hairy Buffalo'. Drink it and you'll be fine in no time at all.
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12. Price is Right
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03-09-2010, 08:32 AM | #14 |
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Beat me to it. This was my first thought.
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Remember when they use to give you codeine when you were sick.
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