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View Poll Results: Do you support a standard list of interview questions for new Planet members? | |||
Absolutely. We have standards. Technically. |
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27 | 28.42% |
No, if somebody wants to join, they already are messed up enough to get in. |
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24 | 25.26% |
What standards would we possibly have that would be low enough? |
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30 | 31.58% |
I wish Gaz was around to weigh in on this. |
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14 | 14.74% |
Voters: 95. You may not vote on this poll |
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Topic Starter |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members?
With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos.
So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member? If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers. I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points. |
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Who do you draft first? Offensive Line or Quarterback?
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Damn, beat me to it.
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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"does this used tissue smell like semen?"
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"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj |
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Supporter
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#6 |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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Would all the existing members be grandfathered in? I can't think of another BB that would accept me if I get booted from here.
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
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What is the diameter of Gonzo's rectum?
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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"are you really kotter?"
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"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
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"Is your mom a crack whore?"
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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"what's your stance on pit bulls?"
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"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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"should cops be allowed to use tazers on pre-school children?"
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"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj |
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#12 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Is your mullet permed or is that a natural curl?
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#13 |
Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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Do you own a sweet bike or have you ever stolen a laptop?
Have you ever been convicted of a sex crime? |
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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When potassium chloride is added to purified water and a modest current is applied, what precipitates form at the cathode and anode?
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Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Crazys of Montana
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Circle the correct sentence:
"You're an idiot" "You are and idiot" "Your and idiot" |
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