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Old 05-14-2010, 05:10 PM   Topic Starter
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Funny ad I made for friend's pub
So I have a buddy from Dublin who owns a pub across the street from me....

He has a number of "unique" mannerisms but two that I used to make an informal ad for his bar...

#1 He (being typical Irish) refers to people as c*nts... or more specifically he says "WHAT AN ABSOLUTE C*NT!" He says it enough to be a sorta signature saying...

#2 He recently has gotten into good shape and show it off to the girls at the pub by lifting his shirt on some pretense or another...

so, I decided to make this photoshopped tattoo ad...
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:11 PM   #2
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Just thought I'd share....
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:12 PM   #3
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Nicely done. That photoshop I assume?
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:18 PM   #4
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Nicely done. That photoshop I assume?
Yeah, well open source photoshop... GIMP
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Old 05-14-2010, 06:01 PM   #5
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Yeah, well open source photoshop... GIMP
You have a link to a good open source photoshop? I have googled for a good free photo editor many times in the past. I'm all for free and legal goodness.
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Old 05-14-2010, 06:25 PM   #6
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You have a link to a good open source photoshop? I have googled for a good free photo editor many times in the past. I'm all for free and legal goodness.
Google Gimp.
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:14 PM   #7
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The British guys I've met over the years use that word to describe men as well.
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The British guys I've met over the years use that word to describe men as well.
He ONLY uses it to describe men... often me..
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:21 PM   #9
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Nice. I wonder if you can get the Absolut distributor to pay for the posters?
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Nice. I wonder if you can get the Absolut distributor to pay for the posters?
Was thinking about it...might be a little too "offensive" for them...
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