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08-20-2010, 01:43 PM | Topic Starter |
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Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offb...-bottle-082010
FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle. Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water. Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested. In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department. In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home. Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification. If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration. In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market. In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs! |
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08-20-2010, 01:46 PM | #2 |
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That guy has far better aim than Cassel.
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08-20-2010, 01:48 PM | #3 |
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What a nutty story.
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08-20-2010, 01:49 PM | #4 |
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08-20-2010, 02:06 PM | #6 |
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Since the wording is “offensive material” it would probably depend on whether there was any substance to it or not.
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08-20-2010, 01:50 PM | #7 |
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How many times after he did it the first time do you think that guy looked at her and said to himself, "Yeah baby, how did you like that protein shake?"
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08-20-2010, 01:53 PM | #8 |
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Wait so if you creampie the town whore does that also count as releasing an offensive material in a public place?
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08-20-2010, 01:59 PM | #9 |
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This broad gets sick after drinking semen? How does she ever expect to stay married or take cumshots to the face?
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08-20-2010, 01:59 PM | #11 |
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I didn't know it was a crime to ejaculate into women's water bottles. I mean... who hasn't done that?
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08-20-2010, 08:34 PM | #12 |
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08-20-2010, 02:00 PM | #13 |
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You couldn't notice it in your drink? Really? You just drink anything that's in front of you without noticing a change in the clarity of the water, or taste? I understand people are oblivious that this could happen to them but it's not like milk, IT'S WATER!
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08-20-2010, 03:02 PM | #14 |
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Not if it's vitamin water
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08-20-2010, 09:20 PM | #15 |
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