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10-06-2010, 10:47 PM | Topic Starter |
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Advice for a sick GF?
So she's sick but she's been bitching all night long about how much she hates oral Thermometers. Should I PIIHB? How reliable is that temperature reading?
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10-06-2010, 10:48 PM | #2 |
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10-06-2010, 10:48 PM | #3 |
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don't act like you're annoyed she's sick...
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10-06-2010, 10:49 PM | #4 |
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Friction will heat it up and you'll get an inaccurate reading.
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10-06-2010, 10:54 PM | #5 |
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Hmmmm really? But what if I can't get a good reading and need to sterilize it before putting it back in her mouth? Heat can be good there no?
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10-07-2010, 01:11 AM | #6 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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10-06-2010, 10:51 PM | #7 |
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Have her massage your prostate with her tongue. Then have her bake you some cookies. She'll feel better and thank you for it.
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10-06-2010, 10:55 PM | #8 |
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Is she a good tipper ?
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10-06-2010, 11:05 PM | #9 |
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Hmmm come to think of it I don't know....but I definitely always give her 20%.
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10-06-2010, 10:58 PM | #10 |
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Have her make you a sammich.
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10-06-2010, 11:11 PM | #11 |
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Heres what you do. You give her some Benadryl to get her to pass out, wait until she does, then jerk off on her feet. Then when she wakes up she will have webbed feet. I call that the Daffy Duck.
Sorry, I can't help with the sickness problem though.
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Send her back home until she gets better.
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