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Blowjobs | 39 | 76.47% | |
Sex | 44 | 86.27% | |
Beer | 31 | 60.78% | |
Bacon cheeseburgers | 31 | 60.78% | |
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12-10-2010, 04:22 PM | Topic Starter |
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A polling favor for Kurt Cobain, Part 1.
Kurt Cobain (the poster, not the dead guy) let me know that he's unable to finish his "good things" poll due to a lack of internet access. I'm guessing it's because he's incarcerated or institutionalized, but that's just a guess. Anyway, he asked me to handle it for him, so here you go.
Pick three of the four items in the poll that will soon be visible somewhere on your screen above this text. The top three vote-getters will move into a top-two poll and then a championship poll. |
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12-10-2010, 04:24 PM | #2 |
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Bacon cheeseburgers edged out blondes for the final position in this race, by the way. There's something wrong with you people.
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12-10-2010, 04:26 PM | #3 |
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Pffff......I would say there is something wrong with YOU
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Admittedly, one can definitely admire a good bacon cheeseburger, but it is also more difficult to have sex with one.
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12-10-2010, 04:30 PM | #5 |
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Better there than Dairy Queen.
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If God came down and said, "Detoxing, I'm going to eliminate Blondes or Bacon Cheeseburgers from this world. So, which would you rather have for the rest of your life? A Brunette AND a Bacon Cheeseburger, or a Blonde with no Bacon Cheeseburgers ever again?" I'd take the brunette and bacon cheeseburger combo over just the blonde any day of the week.
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I'd say that Blondes remain well represented in this poll. Afterall, they're only useful for the 2 things previously noted. And when it comes to either of those, Blonde is merely a plus rather than a pre-requisite. The poll stands.
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Cooking Bacon Cheeseburgers?
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I don't give blowjobs.
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