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Nobody but Chiefs
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How 'bout some Baltimore jokes?
A Chiefs fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?" "We don't serve Chiefs fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree. "What are you doing in Baltimore?" "I'm here for a taxidermist conference." "What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked. "Oh, I mount animals." The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us." |
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Nobody but Chiefs
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**** SOC & **** YOU
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I'll be back.
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I JPEG'D this Ravens fan up at the start of 2009...AND NOW THE CHICKEN HAS COME HOME TO ROOST!
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...
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Nobody but Chiefs
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Not that the home crowd wins the game for you, it doesn't. But I bet the Ravens are questioning their home performance today against Cincinnati, which came down to the final seconds. I'm sure the Ravens would much rather have a home game than play @ Arrowhead. Until the game is over, I say we can laugh all we want!
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Take a Chill Pill
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The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.
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The Maintenance Guy
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Chiefs Baby
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umm...what do I say here?
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AWESOME!!!!
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BTW, your draft input is reminiscent of a porn stars cock sucking gone wild video. Sure it's great when they open their mouths but the funk that drips out afterward nobody wants a part of[/quote] |
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Special Teams ACE!!!
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This isn't really a joke, but can I just say that Baltimore is a shithole?
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The Boom Boom Room
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11-5, baby
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Purple camo.
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Veteran
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Q: What do you call die-hard Ravens fans?
A: Assholes! |
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