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Fish are scared of me
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So I learned somrthing very interesting
taking an online Defensive Driving class. Got a bullshit ticket from a Vietnamese motorcycle cop accusing me of running a stop sign. But anyway I took the Defensive Driving class online to reduce the ticket. The only thing I took away from it was :
If you are caught DWI in Saudi Arabia they cut off one foot. If you are caught DWI in Bulgaria you face a firing squad. Two places I DO NOT plan to visit! |
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The Constitutional Choo choo
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LOL
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what if you face the firing squad and come out on top?
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well at first I was thinking..."I'd bet there aren't a whole lot of drunk drivers in either one of these places..."
and then I was thinking...if you were driving drunk and happened to be in the process of being caught...something tragic would probably happen 9 times out of 10... because if I'm to face a firing squad...I'm at least going down swinging...no way I'm pulling over without a fight. If we ever incorporated either of these in America we'd see a lot more thrilling high speed chases and gunfights... |
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Fish are scared of me
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And by the way ,if you take this class ,it's 5 hours, they will send you a certificate that will reduce your insurance rate. Check with your insurance company first. And the best part is you can do it online while sitting there naked getting drunk.
www.comedydefensivedriving.com |
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Quit your bullshit
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In Chappaquiddick, they make you a senator for life.
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I'm with the banned.
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Fish are scared of me
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The little Bastard has a lot of people pissed off here, we think he's just pissed because we kicked his parents ass in Vietnam. Anyway , I've already made up my mind if he gives me another ticket that I didn't deserve I'm just gonna kick his ass, take him to the farm and take pictures of him performing sexual acts on my hogs.
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I'm with the banned.
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The ticket is probably just a revenue-enhancing thing. All jurisdictions are feeling the pinch and trying to write more tickets. In their eyes, tax receipts are down and the money has to come from somewhere. It's a pain in the ass, but I've changed my driving habits. |
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If you get a DWI in Phoenix, Sheriff Joe makes you spent 10-14 days in Tent City... wearing pink underwear.
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I'm with the banned.
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AND they protect you from the media. Put you in a comfy cell until your arraignment and pay all of your legal and medical fees. They may even arrange for you to meet the president.
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Oh, yeah. Where is endelt these days?
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If you get caught with a joint in Singapore... it's the death penalty.
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