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mlyonsd | 24 | 57.14% | |
loochy | 18 | 42.86% | |
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07-13-2011, 08:02 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator Round 3, Match 3: mlyonsd vs. loochy
For the championship of the Conquistador Division.
mlyonsd: Hatchet Backup weapon: Bowie knife Special Factor: An axe-wielding psychopath, who ignores pain and doesn't care if he lives, jumps between you and your opponent when the match begins, wanting to kill one of you. He goes after whoever looks the strongest to him. Time to prepare: 41 seconds loochy: Hatchet No backup weapon Time to prepare: 115 seconds Venue: Classic temperate forest terrain Starting distance: 3,214 feet |
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07-13-2011, 08:04 PM | #2 |
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mlysonsd is destroyed by the psycho due to his dual-weapon wielding.
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What are the physical specs on mlyonsd v.s. loochy?
What are the physical specs of the axe-wielding psychopath? Too many variables to decide... |
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Good point. At 1,600 feet distant he might not be able to see the bowie knife and would go after the guy who's bigger. mlyons and loochy need to give us their height and weight.
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If the stronger fighter were physically dominant compared to the psychopath, the challenge may not pose much danger, on the other hand…(I’m too lazy to fully type out the “other hand”) |
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Actually anyone with a bowie knife should be able to take out an axe wielding psycho.
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1. Psychopath kills guy. Game over. 2. Psychopath battles guy to draw. Second guy comes in and it's two on one 3. Guy kills psychopath after battle, has fatigue/wound disadvantage when second guy arrives. 4. Guy kills psychopath quickly. Not much of an issue since he has a few minutes to rest afterwards while the second guy arrives. Let's assume that the psychopath is the size of your average American male - maybe 5-9, 180 pounds or so. What does that imply?
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If mlyonsd immediately started limping or faked a heart attack or something, do you think the psychopath would change his mind, or would he keep on charging?
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The first thing I do is yell, "LOOKOUT, THAT GUY HAS A GUN".
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Then I yell, "LOOKOUT THIS IS THE BABY THAT MYLONSD IS GETTING READY TO TURN OVER TO CASEY ANTHONY!"
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