Misc 72 virgins myth

Msmith · 08-30-2011, 07:56 AM

According to Qur'an verse 56:36, they do reserve for men who enter the paradise. Here are the descriptions about these female virgins:

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
Like pearls
Hairless except the eye brows and the head
Beautiful
White
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall
7 cubits in width
Transparent to the marrow of their bones
Eternally young
Companions of equal age
Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
Virgins
Voluptuous/full-breasted
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
Appetizing vaginas
Chaste females
Restraining their glances
Modest gaze
Splendid
Pure
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

All these description beside the size of it are very appealing, except the last entry. Are they droids?

The link: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

**BigRichard** · 08-30-2011, 07:57 AM

I like boobies.

**Donger** · 08-30-2011, 07:58 AM

That's a big bitch.

Fansy the Famous Bard · 08-30-2011, 07:58 AM

Do they remain silent unless spoken to? eternity with 72 bitches that can't shut up would be hell, if you ask me....

**BigRichard** · 08-30-2011, 07:58 AM

and ice cream

**Predarat** · 08-30-2011, 07:59 AM

If I had 72 virgins at my disposal I would want more variety, why make them all the same? That is a rip off.

Sofa King · 08-30-2011, 08:00 AM

How can they be both white AND transparent?

And THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Sofa King · 12-21-2011, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

How can they be both white AND transparent?

And THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Oh my god. I came into this thread not knowing it was an old thread.. I read the comments to make sure what i was going to say had not already been posted... It had, BY ME!!!

Holy shit!

I almost reposted myself months later.

58-4ever · 08-30-2011, 08:01 AM

Big hairless white women that have never touched a penis? Sounds like a bunch of Rosie O'Donnells. PASS.

BoneKrusher · 12-21-2011, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever

Big hairless white women that have never touched a penis? Sounds like a bunch of Rosie O'Donnells. PASS.

blaise · 08-30-2011, 08:01 AM

Two years later you have 72 women who tell you you're loading the dishwasher all wrong.

Otter · 08-30-2011, 08:01 AM

What can I get for a rib?

listopencil · 12-21-2011, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

What can I get for a rib?

^

Frosty · 08-30-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Msmith

Transparent to the marrow of their bones

I would have a problem with this part.

Sounds like something Tyler Thigpen would like, though.

LiveSteam · 08-30-2011, 08:04 AM

Can you stone them to death after you squirt on they're titties

08-30-2011, 07:56 AM	Topic Starter
Msmith Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $9048035	72 virgins myth According to Qur'an verse 56:36, they do reserve for men who enter the paradise. Here are the descriptions about these female virgins: Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes Like pearls Hairless except the eye brows and the head Beautiful White 60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall 7 cubits in width Transparent to the marrow of their bones Eternally young Companions of equal age Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse Virgins Voluptuous/full-breasted With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang Appetizing vaginas Chaste females Restraining their glances Modest gaze Splendid Pure Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree All these description beside the size of it are very appealing, except the last entry. Are they droids? The link: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins
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08-30-2011, 07:57 AM	#2
BigRichard Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $1359546	I like boobies. __________________ "You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez
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08-30-2011, 07:58 AM	#3
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $9809900 VARSITY	That's a big bitch. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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08-30-2011, 07:58 AM	#4
Fansy the Famous Bard I'm with the Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $1846440	Do they remain silent unless spoken to? eternity with 72 bitches that can't shut up would be hell, if you ask me.... __________________ Hi.
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08-30-2011, 07:58 AM	#5
BigRichard Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $1359546	and ice cream __________________ "You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez
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08-30-2011, 07:59 AM	#6
Predarat Run Chiefs fans, run!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Nashville, TN Casino cash: $9973863	If I had 72 virgins at my disposal I would want more variety, why make them all the same? That is a rip off.
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08-30-2011, 08:00 AM	#7
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $542096 VARSITY	How can they be both white AND transparent? And THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!
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08-30-2011, 08:01 AM	#9
58-4ever The Collective Unconscious Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The OP Casino cash: $9520422	Big hairless white women that have never touched a penis? Sounds like a bunch of Rosie O'Donnells. PASS.
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08-30-2011, 08:01 AM	#11
blaise In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $9999900	Two years later you have 72 women who tell you you're loading the dishwasher all wrong.
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08-30-2011, 08:04 AM	#15
LiveSteam The Constitutional Choo choo Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: homeof43conferencetitles Casino cash: $1655432	Can you stone them to death after you squirt on they're titties __________________ Progressivism.. The Politically Correct way of saying "I'm a Communist slash Nazi" depending on what the issue of the day is?
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