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10-06-2011, 08:13 AM | Topic Starter |
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My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries
Now it's just a toothbrush...
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10-06-2011, 08:15 AM | #2 |
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I'm sorry.
I have no idea how teeth were cleaned before the invention of electric toothbrushes. |
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10-06-2011, 08:15 AM | #3 |
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And when an escalator breaks....it just become stairs.
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10-06-2011, 08:16 AM | #4 |
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The sad part is, I just bought this bastard a few weeks ago. First electric toothbrush I ever owned. I liked it, but not enough to go buy new batteries for it.
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10-06-2011, 08:24 AM | #5 |
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Then you don't have an electric toothbrush, you have a battery powered toothbrush.
If you had electric you could put it back on the charge stand. Sonicare works great.
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10-06-2011, 08:32 AM | #6 |
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But then the wife & I switched to electric. I charge it maybe once a week. Love it. Go that route. Forget the batteries. You'll thank me later. |
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10-06-2011, 08:41 AM | #8 |
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"I hate flossing...
I wish I just had one long curvy tooth..." That one seems appropriate for this subject.
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10-06-2011, 08:26 AM | #9 |
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10-06-2011, 08:29 AM | #10 |
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I didn't, but I wanted a regular banana later...so yeah.
(C'mon - next time you rip off Mitch Hedberg, come clean with it)
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10-06-2011, 08:31 AM | #11 |
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You should get 1 of those little birds that eat meat from between the teeth of alligators. They require no power other than meat.
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I like steak.
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Sounds like the wife has been using your tooth brush at night all alone!
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