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06-05-2012, 05:30 PM | Topic Starter |
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Woman charged with castration, urinates in police car
A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.
Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury. Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation. The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report. Police officers on the scene went back to search the Bowman Street home. They found Gregory inside and arrested her. While inside an officer’s patrol car, Gregory removed her pants and urinated in the back seat, according to the report. She was taken to the magistrate’s office at the Cleveland County Courthouse after the incident. Gregory was booked into the Cleveland County Detention Center. She is being held without bond, according to the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office website. http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/w...squeezing.html |
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06-05-2012, 05:47 PM | #2 |
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I've heard of this happening recently. This is either a repost, or the women have become self-aware. It's all over for us.
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06-05-2012, 07:08 PM | #3 |
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06-05-2012, 07:17 PM | #4 |
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Bring her in for a look? /Faiders
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06-05-2012, 07:23 PM | #5 |
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what a pisser.
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06-05-2012, 07:25 PM | #6 |
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I bet that officer was pissed off
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06-05-2012, 07:26 PM | #7 |
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06-05-2012, 07:35 PM | #8 |
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
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06-05-2012, 07:33 PM | #9 |
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It's shit like this that made Lebron leave.
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06-07-2012, 09:14 AM | #10 |
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I wasn't aware they had an NBA team in North Carolina?
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06-07-2012, 09:45 AM | #11 |
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yah got me.... 2 days later...
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06-05-2012, 07:39 PM | #12 |
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Shaun Smith's been giving lessons I see.
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06-05-2012, 08:22 PM | #13 |
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The most troubling part about this story is the fact that this happens enough that there is a law against it, malicious castration. I wonder if there is levels like murder? Scrotum tug, castration, and malicious castration maybe.
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06-05-2012, 08:26 PM | #14 |
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06-07-2012, 09:22 AM | #15 |
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I wonder if she's hot?
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