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11-06-2012, 08:37 AM | Topic Starter |
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Does passing impacted stool hurt as bad as they say?
I just found out I have some impacted stool. I've never had that before and my gf is trying to tell me it hurts like a bitch when it actually comes out (I think she's messing with me).
Any advice? Laughing gas or just take the needle to numb the pain? Oh, I hate going to the GI doc too. That really can't help. |
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11-06-2012, 08:39 AM | #2 |
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It does hurt. Impacted stool kind of "helicopters" its way out of your rectum. Really messy.
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11-06-2012, 08:43 AM | #3 |
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Playing QB for the Chiefs seems to help get it out.
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Stick a garden hose up your anus as far as you can. When you get it up as far as you can turn it on. Don't turn it on much, just get a little trickle, then walk around your yard and fertilize like a mother. Do this every day and you will be clean as a whistle up there, and your yard will look great.
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Should I merge this with the anal canal thread? You're pretty much just throwing the car into drive from reverse.
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Not as painful as watching the Chiefs...
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11-06-2012, 10:52 AM | #9 |
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Rectum? It nearly killed him.
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Just be sure to have a fire hose to clean up the mess it will leave in the toilet and yourself.
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