Life Internet dating SUCKS!

Richard_Cuckold · 02-22-2013, 06:42 AM

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.

**DaKCMan AP** · 02-22-2013, 06:48 AM

**DaKCMan AP** · 02-22-2013, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard_Harrow

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Nah.. all they really want is attention - and you're giving it to them.

cookster50 · 02-22-2013, 06:50 AM

Marco Polo · 02-22-2013, 06:51 AM

POF is terrible. If you want a free dating site, go somewhere like OKCupid.

RunKC · 02-22-2013, 06:57 AM

DaKCMan, you are a lucky man. You are where all hot women love to be..on the beach in Florida.

cookster50 · 02-22-2013, 06:56 AM

ChristianSingles, see if you can find the Church Lady!

GloryDayz · 02-22-2013, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cookster50

ChristianSingles, see if you can find the Church Lady!

PunkinDrublic · 02-22-2013, 06:45 PM

You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.

HoneyBadger · 02-22-2013, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.

Sometimes you find good deals on the clearance aisle.

bsp4444 · 02-22-2013, 07:15 AM

Met my wife at Match.com and been married ten years this April.

Spott · 02-22-2013, 07:17 AM

Tried it before. I will stick a hot branding iron in my eye before I do it again.

**Buck** · 02-22-2013, 07:44 AM

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

Probably 17.

**ShortRoundChief** · 02-22-2013, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Probably 17.

17 aint the problem. The problem is that the bitch got 3 Bebe's kids.

02-22-2013, 06:42 AM	Topic Starter
Richard_Cuckold Banned Join Date: Sep 2012 Casino cash: $10004900	Internet dating SUCKS! So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene. I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile. I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick. And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model. Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too. Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs. “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.
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02-22-2013, 06:45 PM	#9
PunkinDrublic Stay down bitch! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $4340670	You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life. __________________ Disappointing my parents since 1976
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02-22-2013, 07:44 AM	#13
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $6000295	I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay. Good times.
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