Chiefs 2013 ChiefsPlanet Consensus Mock, Round 1

Direckshun · 03-14-2013, 12:14 AM

I did this last year to amusing effect, so let's get it going this year for my amusement, if for nothing else.

I will mock up the NFL Draft as draft season develops, and every time the Chiefs are up for a pick, I will put the question before ya'll to see who you're interested in picking.

So, Chiefs get the first pick. Select from the above options who you want them to select.

Now, I am making a controversial executive decision here and EXCLUDING Geno Smith, since we all know that is not realistic anymore, and including him will no doubt make him the winner. I want to see what ChiefsPlanet realitically likes as an option.

Keep in mind, there is no trade down option: so who do you want them selecting?

Poll coming soon.

Jewish Rabbi · 03-14-2013, 12:16 AM

INB4POLL

Rasputin · 03-14-2013, 12:20 AM

As long as it's not Luke Jerkoff I don't give a ****.

TambaBerry · 03-14-2013, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

As long as it's not Luke Jerkoff I don't give a ****.

This, its not even I think he's bad its the fact I don't want all the experts to be right. I'd rather take Fisher over him now.

slimdagreat · 03-14-2013, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tambaberry

This, its not even I think he's bad its the fact I don't want all the experts to be right. I'd rather take Fisher over him now.

great logic. let's not do what's best for the team so you can spite McShay and Mel Kiper

AussieChiefsFan · 03-14-2013, 12:19 AM

It's sad that's we're at the point where QB isn't even a poll option.

**RealSNR** · 03-14-2013, 12:20 AM

The consensus mock told us to take a ****ing guard last year.

May as well do it again.

Direckshun · 03-14-2013, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

The consensus mock told us to take a ****ing guard last year.

May as well do it again.

The mock from last year:

1. OG David DeCastro, Stanford
2. NT Alameda Ta'amu, Washington
3. QB Brock Osweiler, Arizona State
4. RB Cyrus Gray, Texas A&M
5. WR Marvin McNutt, Iowa
6. OLB Bruce Irvin, West Virginia
[that's as far as we got]

This is a real quote from SNR:

Quote:

McNutt is the only good pick in this draft.

chiefscafan > this mock

McNutt went undrafted in the real Draft.

**RealSNR** · 03-14-2013, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

The mock from last year:

1. OG David DeCastro, Stanford
2. NT Alameda Ta'amu, Washington
3. QB Brock Osweiler, Arizona State
4. RB Cyrus Gray, Texas A&M
5. WR Marvin McNutt, Iowa
6. OLB Bruce Irvin, West Virginia
[that's as far as we got]

This is a real quote from SNR:

McNutt went undrafted in the real Draft.

I was a huge fan of the Irvin pick. I took him in the 3rd round of the CP mock draft.

I also recall liking the Ta'amu selection as well.

Alas, three good picks does not a mock make.

Direckshun · 03-14-2013, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

I was a huge fan of the Irvin pick. I took him in the 3rd round of the CP mock draft.

I also recall liking the Ta'amu selection as well.

Alas, three good picks does not a mock make.

I quoted you, brother. That is a direct quote.

**RealSNR** · 03-14-2013, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

I quoted you, brother. That is a direct quote.

You're an armchair politician. You know it's ****ing context. Christ, if you want to "direct quote" me again, why don't you pick the one where I say "Heil Hitler!" or the one from the 2012 offseason where I say, "Romeo Crennel isn't a terrible head coach"

Direckshun · 03-14-2013, 12:20 AM

I honestly have no idea who I'd select.

Really.

I guess it'd be a toss-up between Joeckel (if the Chiefs aren't serious about re-signing Albert) and Lotulelei.

**DaneMcCloud** · 03-14-2013, 12:21 AM

They won't be choosing at 1.1 so this poll is worthless

DJ's left nut · 03-14-2013, 12:44 AM

Seeing as how it is impossible to find a 3-4 down lineman in FA that will actually get push the pocket, I'm big-time in that camp.

I still think Floyd is the most explosive of the group, so that's my pick. Lotulelei doesn't have the explosion I want that high and Sheldon...well I hate Sheldon because he cost me a bowl game on account of being a lazy one who sucks the penis. He's also dumber than the labrador I'm presently poking in the eye with my big toe to ensure he's still alive.

mcaj22 · 03-14-2013, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Seeing as how it is impossible to find a 3-4 down lineman in FA that will actually get push the pocket, I'm big-time in that camp.

I still think Floyd is the most explosive of the group, so that's my pick. Lotulelei doesn't have the explosion I want that high and Sheldon...well I hate Sheldon because he cost me a bowl game on account of being a lazy one who sucks the penis. He's also dumber than the labrador I'm presently poking in the eye with my big toe to ensure he's still alive.

This. it HAS to be one of the d-lineman it is by far the biggest need on the team next to STARTING ILB lol

View Poll Results: Who to pick at #1 overall?
OT Luke Joeckel, Texas A&M	14	15.38%
DE/NT Star Lotulelei, Utah	5	5.49%
OG Chance Warmack, Alabama	2	2.20%
CB Dee Milliner, Alabama	33	36.26%
DE Sheldon Richardson, Missouri	3	3.30%
OLB Dion Jordan, Oregon	1	1.10%
DE Sharrif Floyd, Florida	17	18.68%
OT Eric Fisher, Central Michigan	2	2.20%
OLB Ezekiel Ansah, BYU	1	1.10%
Other (trade down is not an option).	11	12.09%
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mDFw...E7BE99F1FBBC43	2	2.20%
Voters: 91. You may not vote on this poll

03-14-2013, 12:14 AM	Topic Starter
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2033447	2013 ChiefsPlanet Consensus Mock, Round 1 I did this last year to amusing effect, so let's get it going this year for my amusement, if for nothing else. I will mock up the NFL Draft as draft season develops, and every time the Chiefs are up for a pick, I will put the question before ya'll to see who you're interested in picking. So, Chiefs get the first pick. Select from the above options who you want them to select. Now, I am making a controversial executive decision here and EXCLUDING Geno Smith, since we all know that is not realistic anymore, and including him will no doubt make him the winner. I want to see what ChiefsPlanet realitically likes as an option. Keep in mind, there is no trade down option: so who do you want them selecting? Poll coming soon.
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DJ's left nut Sauntering Vaguely Downwards Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $-830901	Seeing as how it is impossible to find a 3-4 down lineman in FA that will actually get push the pocket, I'm big-time in that camp. I still think Floyd is the most explosive of the group, so that's my pick. Lotulelei doesn't have the explosion I want that high and Sheldon...well I hate Sheldon because he cost me a bowl game on account of being a lazy one who sucks the penis. He's also dumber than the labrador I'm presently poking in the eye with my big toe to ensure he's still alive. __________________ "If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..." "When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
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