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Pessimistically optimistic.
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Took a dump. One wipe: no mess. Fist pump.
Those have to be the best poops ever, right?
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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Hard and dry?
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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Life is changing..
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I was just thinking about taking a dump myself. Will let you know how it turns out!!
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Well???
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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false advertisement disappoints
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The chosen one
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On her chest?
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Meow
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Where'd you take the dump? Do you still have it with you?
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Starter
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nothin better than a clean shit
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#9 |
Time Keeps On Slipping
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That's called a Ghost. They're pretty rare and awesome.
However, the rarest and most awesome of them all is a Specter. A Specter happens when you take a dump which leaves no trace on the TP and when you look down, there's nothing in the bowl. It's like nothing ever happened. You will know true glory when you have one of those.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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I'm not really a big fan, TBH. Those shits, for me, usually end up being the ones that splash water on my ass. I cringe when toilet water splashes my ass.
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
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Another shitty thread by KCtotheSB
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MVP
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Embrace the love
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Means you are dehydrated, have AIDS and are going to die in the next 24 hours. I will graciously prepare you a burial plot (for a slight fee of course) if you can just paypal me the contents of your checking account. Fret not about getting scammed. I'm on the solid.
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#15 |
It is, what it is...
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thread stinks
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