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Gay Day With Clay IV: Pizza Adventure!
It's Sunday! It's a Gay Day! With Clay! Let's go on an adventure, CP. Our destination is PIZZA.
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. ![]() You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. ![]() Before we find pizza though, let's look at some cars. This appears to be a fine establishment. ![]() Yeah, maybe not. All that glitters is not gold. BARF. ![]() This car is cool though. Too bad it's not for sale. Should I get a tattoo? No. ![]() Let's head on up the road. Did you know Drew Bledsoe opened a rental service here in KC? Coca-Cola's advertising is making me thirsty as I trudge wearily around town. ![]() SHIT! I SCUFFED MY SNOWY WHITE TOE! Crud. ![]() SPEED Auto sales beckons. Look at all those surely never-wrecked luxury automobiles being sold at reasonable prices only $5000 over book value. ![]() Oh hey, this one's nice. ![]() Let's pause and reflect on Ruth Bradfield as we continue our journey. Who was she? Did she ever buy a used automobile near 79th and Wornall? Did she sit here? Did she have AIDs? Can AIDs survive on park benches for decades? Do I need to get screened? Let's go. ![]() Hey look a bumblebee. I just sold a car with racing stripes so I'll pass. ![]() DAMN if only I had a car. ![]() Let's cross the street. It's rapey over here. ![]() Let's stop at the dollar store. I'm thirsty, and I'm sure the pizza place will rape me on drink prices. There's a very fine Indian restaurant, incidentally. ![]() Ahhh. Goes perfect with pizza. ![]() The pizza's just up ahead! Let's sit here and rest amidst the water fountains. This is truly a gay day, friends. People at the intersection are envious of my urban trek. ![]() PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! I'm frightened by the inclusion of communist references in the name, however. Let's tread carefully. ![]() Ahh, air conditioning. This is a very well-crafted pizza place. I enjoy the simple, yet elegant decor. I am also their only customer at the moment. ![]() NEXT: THE PIZZA |
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I am gay....for Clay!!!
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Pizza? Where is the
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Apparently this is where my pizza is coming from. The people working are very nice and let me take pictures.
![]() They ask me if "this is for a blog." I say yes. Technically I have the longest-running blog about Kansas City on the internet. I am unimpressed with the mediocre amount of cheese being placed on my pizza. ![]() The employees give me a free cup of ice for my soda! I love getting free stuff. Very nice of them. They ring me up (about 10 bucks), and I wait while the pizza cooks. Look at that happy couple. Are they going to have sex later? ![]() While we're sitting here, let's take some creeper pics of the people at Remedy. ![]() Enhance. Wood. I like her pony tail. I bet she's not paying for her lunch today. HAHA. Ha. ![]() Girl you need to work them arms. Also stop eating. Sports bra? Just go to the gym. Or are you "rewarding yourself?" Disgusting. ![]() THE PIZZA IS HERE! IT'S DONE! ![]() Let's go in for my closeup. Pepperoni and Prosciutto. ![]() It's a bit flimsy. Hmm. Let's stuff it in our faces and eat it. It's decent. ![]() Boba, would you care for a slice? ![]() HEY! This douchebag is blocking my creeper view of Remedy. ![]() What kind of person is this? This is incredibly tacky intra-vehicular decor. He probably owns several pairs of camo pants and likes Duck Dynasty. What a rube. ![]() And we're done here. Verdit: Pizza Manifesto is edible, but $10 for that pizza was a ripoff. Needed more cheese, I couldn't even really taste the meat. I'd rather go to Waldo pizza 2 blocks away. Thanks, but no thanks. YOU RUINED THIS GAY DAY. IT'S NO LONGER GAY. IT'S CRAY. CRAY DAY WITH CLAY. DAMMIT. ![]() SELFIE. I'M GRUMPY BECAUSE I ATE MEDIOCRE PIZZA AT PREMIUM PIZZA PRICES. I HAVE A BAND-AID ON MY FINGER BECAUSE I'M HURT BY THIS COURSE OF EVENTS. Actually no, I slammed my finger between a glass and the fridge yesterday, but that's an adventure for another time. ![]() Let's get the hell out of here. ![]() Oh look, a Christmas fire hydrant. It's getting to be that time of year. ![]() Back on my street. We walked 2 miles roundtrip, looked at some shit-tacular cars and ate some shit-tacular pizza. At least we got some exercise, because that was a poor way to spend 1,000 calories. ![]() My spouse welcomes me home. Today was not a logical course of action. ![]() Previous Episodes of GDWC: Episode I: Winstead's Episode II: Taco John's Episode III: Big Biscuit
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So the staff was nice? That's good. I like it when people in food service actually don't hate their job.
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They were very nice kids. I had a pleasant experience but I've had better pizza down the street at Papa John's.
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Also - Did they have video games or anything like that?
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The pizza was probably worth $5-$6.
Basically 40 percent hipster markup.
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Quote:
![]() Also, that looks like a pie five immitator http://www.piefivepizza.com
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Looks like a sub 5 dollar pie
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You should have just gone to 75th St. Brewery and got faced. Dumb ass.
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