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Old 08-29-2016, 01:57 AM   Topic Starter
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my wife tells me, she got a cavity filled today at the dentist...
i tell her that she'd had two cavities filled then...

cause ya know, i had 'the urge', just before she woke up.
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:18 AM   #2
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Soooo...... How's the dentist's dick taste?
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:47 AM   #3
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Soooo...... How's the dentist's dick taste?
like fluoride?

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hey babuh, how's muh dic tate!
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:26 AM   #4
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So, your dentist ****ed your wife?
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:41 AM   #5
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Old 08-29-2016, 10:31 AM   #6
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Oh, I got the joke.

I was just wondering if the dentist ****ed your wife.
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Old 08-29-2016, 10:49 AM   #7
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Oh, I got the joke.

I was just wondering if the dentist ****ed your wife.
Of course he did. Everybody has !
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Old 08-29-2016, 07:45 AM   #8
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Old 08-29-2016, 07:49 AM   #9
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Old 08-29-2016, 07:52 AM   #10
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I got offers to trade dental work for sex all the time. Usually single moms with children .
YEAHZ, BUT DID YOU FILL HER CAVITIEEZ WITH YOUR GENTLEMEN'S JELLY???!!!$$$
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Old 08-29-2016, 07:52 AM   #11
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Well that's a good trade, right?
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Old 08-29-2016, 10:23 AM   #12
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Seriously ?
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Old 08-29-2016, 10:57 AM   #13
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Seriously ?

Initially I'd say 'no way' but, actually, that's believable.
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Yes. Never said yes to the offers though. Some of the offers were quite specific.
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Yes. Never said yes to the offers though. Some of the offers were quite specific.
Well don't hold out now.

Let's hear the deets.
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