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Old 08-30-2017, 02:21 PM   Topic Starter
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I searched for "Sex Toys" on Chiefsplanet and Broke the F***king Internet!
Vibrator, dildo, marital aids....Chiefsplanet search aggregate times out. (I got the off-white screen of perversion!)

Why did I search for fleshlariats, muffcrunchers and diddlesticks? Because I'm ready to take our (Wife & I) sexing to the next mother****ing level. After 20+ years, its time for kinky, fetishy, fantasy and tomfoolery.

I'm not starting this shit. She's bought some vibrators over the years and its become part of our regular liquor-fueled throw down.

So, tell me you bald, goateed, bloated short dicks....what's rocking your middle-aged sex acts of argression?

I'm prepared for a sophisticated, enlightened dialogue
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:23 PM   #2
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:23 PM   #3
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:23 PM   #4
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:24 PM   #5
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:25 PM   #6
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Also, convince her she is a bit bi-curious.
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:29 PM   #7
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Let her know you'll be there for support and help her take these first steps towards true happiness. The cameras are only for positive reinforcement and helpful suggestions in the future.
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:25 PM   #8
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:31 PM   #9
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:35 PM   #10
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:36 PM   #11
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this took you 20 years?

better late than never.

Not a chance in hell I divulge that info here.

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Old 08-30-2017, 02:36 PM   #12
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:37 PM   #13
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Don't get your wife accustomed to vaginal insertion sex toys. Avoid them IMO. Handcuffs, scented candles, rope, whips, spank paddles, chains, lingerie, ball-gags, positioning wedges, dog collars, and blindfolds are smarter ideas that won't impact your regular sex life. Kinky is about the vibe and role play rather than the toys themselves.

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Old 08-30-2017, 02:38 PM   #14
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:42 PM   #15
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My guess is that she would rather get off with the toy than you meaning you will become obsolete in her sex joys.
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