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Florida News: Man with no arms charged with stabbing a Chicago Tourist
Couldn't find this in another thread, but very CP-worthy, offseason especially.
http://abc7chicago.com/man-with-no-a...?sf193547862=1 MIAMI -- A homeless Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist. Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday. The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach. According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and kicked him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled the scene. A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital. CP PLOT THICKENER... Pretty sure this is the same armless homeless guy you may remember from t his viral video from 2011... |
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wow that's an r/nottheonion worthy thread title
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Did you hear what I said?
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Heh. Reminds me of the old bell ringer joke.
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Sounds like he was all cut up.
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Alcohol may have had a hand in this.
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case will get thrown out..he was unarmed at the time
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Wasted away again...
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Thread. Over.
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The guy was defeeted handily
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He's Mahomie!
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Dude's a real cut up.
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My work speaks for itself!!!
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Someone asked him "can I give you a hand with that"......and things went downhill from there.
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It wasn't me, it was the no armed man
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My work speaks for itself!!!
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and he didnt kill his wife!
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Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Well, his defense says he wasn't armed!
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Did you hear what I said?
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You guys are slipping.....
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