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Carr4MVP |
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26 | 61.90% |
Kman34 |
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16 | 38.10% |
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll |
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Topic Starter |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-722449
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 27 - Carr4MVP versus Kman34
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - In the Thunderdome (roaring audience present) Starting Distance - 37 feet Carr4MVP Main Weapon - A star wars light saber (your choice of color) Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 6 Minutes Special Factors - None Kman34 Main Weapon - High-voltage cattle prod Backup Weapon - Brass knuckles (both hands) Prep Time - 8 Minutes Special Factors - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will trail your opponent by 20 feet. At any point, you can summon him to charge your opponent from the rear and attempt a body slam. Can be used only once. |
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#2 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2630000
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Um... Yeah.
Light sabre wins. |
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#3 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2018
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I'm taking the light saber.
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#4 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
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#5 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
Casino cash: $2720400
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Sweet, I got a lightsaber. My color is purple.
I have been waiting fervently for my matchup. Kman34 comes at me with the cattle prod but it is all bull as my Byzantine royalty colored saber cuts him down. |
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#6 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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#7 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
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A quick dodge followed by a saber slash.
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#8 |
Life is changing..
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#9 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Since lightsabers are not possible at this point in time, Carr4MVP basically has a kids toy that is a giant low lumen flashlight. I am going to vote for The Rock on this one since he is real.
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#10 |
Thread I will end you.......
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Kansas City, KS
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![]() I don't think this has the stopping power. Or any stopping power. Kman43 for the win...
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#11 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
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#12 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Kman34 wins this one hands down
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#13 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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The Rock and I have been consuming bath salts all afternoon so we are quite prepared to eat Carr’s face off... even if we are missing limbs..
Carr will be found with no face and a cattle prod up his ass... |
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#14 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
Casino cash: $2720400
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Damn. Well, if I am going to die, it might as well be memorable.
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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I'm convinced.
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