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View Poll Results: What's your diagnosis, Dr. Chiefsplanet? | |||
Sounds like heart issues and bad North Korean medical schools. |
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14 | 29.17% |
Sounds like the 'vid-19. |
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3 | 6.25% |
Sounds like heart issues plus the 'vid 19. |
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18 | 37.50% |
Broken wrist |
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3 | 6.25% |
I have another diagnosis, which I'll describe below. |
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2 | 4.17% |
I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at the Ryugyong Hotel Express last night. |
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8 | 16.67% |
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Kim Jong Un - Overweight Smoker with health issues.
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/20/polit...rea/index.html Bottom line: he apparently had heart surgery and there are rumblings that it didn't go well. He was last seen on April 11th and didn't make an appearance at Kim Il Sung's birthday anniversary, which is the biggest holiday in North Korea. (Presumably they eat turkey and watch football on that day.) I dunno, though. He seems like the prototype bullseye of a certain virus that targets overweight smokers who (according to official lore) never use the bathroom. He's only in his 30s, but he fits the profile. |
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Jesus Christ. Hes like my age.
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He's sound like Konstantin Chernenko he started smoking when he was nine!
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That's the best Konstantin Chernenko trivia I've heard all year.
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Sippin' my Coors
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Maybe we slipped him a rona laced Marlboro...
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The Doctors were executed for telling him to quit smoking.
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Rain man it is till Gorbachev came to power the three guys before him dropped like flies not very long time in power.
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Marshall Kim Jong-Un has spent the past month in Ryanggang province, directing much improved Alien sequel as a respected expert on terraforming, as well as composing theatrical score.
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His sister is ****ing crazy, and that's saying something.
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Apparently in a coma. Since he killed his half brother, NK may get a female Premier before us. I hear she's batshit crazier.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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All that boy needs is a nice, hot bowl of bat soup.
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S. Korea is saying he's fine.
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He supposedly has a standing order that if he dies that the military is to automatically launch nukes at SK and the US.
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