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Old 02-19-2022, 07:14 PM   Topic Starter
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I make the best mashed potatoes, and it's really cheap! First get a good vegetable peeler, this is critically important. Then get some Yukon Gold Spuds. Then if you don't already have one, get an Instant Pot -the best kitchen gizmo from the last 10 years! Peel up about 2 or 3 golds per person being fed. Slice them into potato round medallions. Put them in the instant pot in about 2 cups of water. Pressure cook for 15 minutes. When done, pull the potato rounds out of the water and into a bowl. Put in about a quarter stick of butter, some milk, a little chicken broth and a dollup of sour cream and mash it all up. Man...it's so good, cheap to cook, and so much better than frozen or instant potato flakes. How do you make them?
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Old 02-19-2022, 07:18 PM   #2
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was just telling some friends. potato is one thing australia doesn't do right.

very difficult to get good mash from what's on the shelves.
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Old 02-19-2022, 07:19 PM   #3
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Try folding in some garlic sometime
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Old 02-21-2022, 05:19 PM   #4
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Try folding in some garlic sometime
Better still, don't fold the garlic in (I guess if you ran it through a microplane it would be okay).

Instead, take your butter, simmer your garlic in it until roasted, run it through a strainer to get the pieces out and then add milk and bring it all to warm (warmer milk keeps your potatoes from getting starchy).

And when the potatoes are boiled, put them in a ricer rather than just mashing them. Ensures completely uniform texture. Add your warm milk/butter/garlic mixture, plenty of salt and pepper and then a couple big ol globs of sour cream.

Mix it all together and you've got perfect mashed taters. From there you can add chives, bacon, cheese - whatever your heart desires. But really, you won't need any of it. Or gravy. That base is great on its own.
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Old 02-21-2022, 05:23 PM   #5
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Better still, don't fold the garlic in (I guess if you ran it through a microplane it would be okay).

Instead, take your butter, simmer your garlic in it until roasted, run it through a strainer to get the pieces out and then add milk and bring it all to warm (warmer milk keeps your potatoes from getting starchy).

And when the potatoes are boiled, put them in a ricer rather than just mashing them. Ensures completely uniform texture. Add your warm milk/butter/garlic mixture, plenty of salt and pepper and then a couple big ol globs of sour cream.

Mix it all together and you've got perfect mashed taters. From there you can add chives, bacon, cheese - whatever your heart desires. But really, you won't need any of it. Or gravy. That base is great on its own.
I wasn’t using “fold” as a specific technique just more of an add some garlic using your preferred technique kind of statement, but that’s good advice nonetheless.
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Old 02-21-2022, 05:27 PM   #6
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I wasn’t using “fold” as a specific technique just more of an add some garlic using your preferred technique kind of statement, but that’s good advice nonetheless.


It's definitely a good add - makes 'em smell amazing if nothing else. Gotta put a little more salt in that you otherwise might to bring the garlic flavor out (but nothing crazy).

If you want fluffy mashed potatoes though, the ricer over the masher is a go-to. Some people prefer the chunks and a little denser version and that's cool. And you can't run them through a ricer if you leave the skins on anyway.

But if you peel them and like fluffy mashed, get a ricer.
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was just telling some friends. potato is one thing australia doesn't do right.

very difficult to get good mash from what's on the shelves.
I mean it's potatoes, boiling water, butter, salt, pepper and dairy of some variety.

Which of those are you all missing down there?
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Old 02-19-2022, 07:59 PM   #8
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I mean it's potatoes, boiling water, butter, salt, pepper and dairy of some variety.

Which of those are you all missing down there?
the quality of potato is what i am getting at. you can never get a 10/10 mash from an aussie sold potato. maybe there are some gems out there, just not available to us.
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the quality of potato is what i am getting at. you can never get a 10/10 mash from an aussie sold potato. maybe there are some gems out there, just not available to us.
Gotcha, I'd never considered there being a shit potato you couldn't even salvage by mashing to be honest.
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the quality of potato is what i am getting at. you can never get a 10/10 mash from an aussie sold potato. maybe there are some gems out there, just not available to us.
The scary part is the amount of pus allowed in the milk down under
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Boiled cubed potatoes, butter, heavy cream, salt and pepper. Potato water if any more liquid is needed. Sometimes when I have that fancy feeling, some fresh chopped parsley on top.
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was just telling some friends. potato is one thing australia doesn't do right.

very difficult to get good mash from what's on the shelves.
its all about the soils
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When my wife and I first started living together she bought a box of instant potato flakes. I was so, so confused, knew they existed, just never had them in my home. That's all her mom made, even for Thanksgiving. Boxed potatoes.

I taught her how to make mashed potatoes and that's history.
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When my wife and I first started living together she bought a box of instant potato flakes. I was so, so confused, knew they existed, just never had them in my home. That's all her mom made, even for Thanksgiving. Boxed potatoes.

I taught her how to make mashed potatoes and that's history.
Good on you to stick through it for the sake of the marriage.
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Good on you to stick through it for the sake of the marriage.
Thanks, man.

I just viewed her as broken goods that I had to fix at that point. Lucky girl, no doubt about it.
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