TPS Had to put a couple dogs down earlier this week

cmh6476 · 05-22-2025, 08:53 AM

It was wild, two ferocious canines sitting there going at it, with little kids and wimmen up in a panic but nobody able to control either dog.

There was no way to get these dogs to quit, little kids trying to hit them with sticks, females who really didn't want to get involved. Two quick shots and everything became calm. One lady even graciously thanked me for taking care of the situation.

You should have seen this one guy, out in the street standing back by his truck not doing a thing to help those poor little kids or ladies who were absolutely terrified.

After that was all over, I went and had a nice helping of spaghetti and chili. What a sh1thole Cincinnati has turned out to be.

Rainbarrel · 05-22-2025, 09:05 AM

Rick & Morty had and episode about death and spaghetti. Maybe Cincy spaghetti comes from dogs fighting to the death. Then this would have ruined the feast, murder

Cincinnati Ghouls

Hammock Parties · 05-22-2025, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by cmh6476

You should have seen this one guy, out in the street standing back by his truck not doing a thing to help those poor little kids or ladies who were absolutely terrified.

He was probably gay.

**RealSNR** · 05-22-2025, 09:14 AM

One of the dogs was named Jim Irsay

**Dartgod** · 05-22-2025, 09:21 AM

One of the better parody threads we've had in a while.

rfaulk34 · 05-22-2025, 09:30 AM

What kind of little bitch just stands by and lets it happen?

**RealSNR** · 05-22-2025, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

One of the better parody threads we've had in a while.

Hmm? I don’t get it. What’s the original?

Coogs · 05-22-2025, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR

Hmm? I don’t get it. What’s the original?

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB//sho...d.php?t=358221

Deberg_1990 · 05-22-2025, 10:55 AM

I’ve noticed the dynamics of the neighborhood changing.

**Bearcat** · 05-22-2025, 11:29 AM

Next time throw the Skyline at the dogs... I'd be curious to know whether animals that aren't above sniffing each other's butts and eating practically anything would still turn down some Skyline.

rfaulk34 · 05-22-2025, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

Next time throw the Skyline at the dogs... I'd be curious to know whether animals that aren't above sniffing each other's butts and eating practically anything would still turn down some Skyline.

I don't know about Skyline but i'm gonna start carrying some raw steaks in my car to throw down for when it happens again.

I'd probably just eat the Skyline and wouldn't be able to use it when the time came.

POND_OF_RED · 05-23-2025, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34

I don't know about Skyline but i'm gonna start carrying some raw steaks in my car to throw down for when it happens again.

I'd probably just eat the Skyline and wouldn't be able to use it when the time came.

I thought that was the whole point of skyline chili was that it was a reusable chili. How else does it end up looking like that if it hasn’t been digested and shit out multiple times already?!

rfaulk34 · 05-23-2025, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

I thought that was the whole point of skyline chili was that it was a reusable chili. How else does it end up looking like that if it hasn’t been digested and shit out multiple times already?!

Urban legend.

ThrobProng · 05-22-2025, 12:12 PM

I'd rather throw the Skyline in the trash and eat the dogs.

Rasputin · 05-22-2025, 04:06 PM

You actually ate spaghetti chili? What a disgusting thread this is.

05-22-2025, 08:53 AM	Topic Starter
cmh6476 Keep Camp Home! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: St Joe MO Casino cash: $-1153723	Had to put a couple dogs down earlier this week It was wild, two ferocious canines sitting there going at it, with little kids and wimmen up in a panic but nobody able to control either dog. There was no way to get these dogs to quit, little kids trying to hit them with sticks, females who really didn't want to get involved. Two quick shots and everything became calm. One lady even graciously thanked me for taking care of the situation. You should have seen this one guy, out in the street standing back by his truck not doing a thing to help those poor little kids or ladies who were absolutely terrified. After that was all over, I went and had a nice helping of spaghetti and chili. What a sh1thole Cincinnati has turned out to be.
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