How have you been stereotyped on this site?

[Eureka]

Updated. Look to see if your name or the name of someone you like or don't like is on here. You can reference this ammo in the future against said poster if needed.

Everyone seems to have a stereotype/typecast about them or a dig used against them on this site. Here is a collected list.

Rain Man - Has never done drugs. Married his HS sweetheart after he knocked her up in the back of his dads 63 Ford Galaxie. Majority on CP seem to like this guy.
smithandrew051 - Holds the record for most RIP (insert celebrity) threads started in CP history. Has been known to talk about his plans to retire to Clemson, SC. Celebrates his birthday twice a year.
Hog's Gone Fishin - Jerked off hogs for a living. Jerks himself off for fun.
1963chief’s - Has has a micropenis which prevents him from posting.
Scho- Hookers and $100 lunches. Supposedly a hooker told someone here that he has a mushroom tipped member. It is known if you're ever in AZ in during a game you will pay nada because Scho will pay for the Chiefs fans good time (excluding hookers).
Zach- Fat and lives in mom's basement (per Zach he's not actually fat but big boned)
Bearcat- Experimented with his homosexual side in college (NTTAWWT). Is known to have three profile on here (Bearcats and Bearcat2005) Rumor is he plans on marrying a woman who lives in Singapore and is 30 years younger.
Hammock Parties- Drives a Nissan Murano that kids threw rocks at, didn't get laid until 34, attends HS musical plays because his older girlfriend makes him.
Lonewolf-Uppity Notre Dame alum with a superiority complex and anger issues. Hasn't slept in his matrimonial bed in 26 years and 364 days.
Eureka- Bought his wife from China. Felon who has front row Raiders tickets in LV. Works part time as a Lyft driver in Vegas.
JewRabbi- Won't marry his live in girlfriend of 9 years because she's woke. Has a fetish for Asian women otherwise known as yellow fever.
Carcosa - trivia king but gets mad when he looses.
InvinciBill - reigning authority on rep distribution. He once posted about how when he was a teenager his older brother found his diary and showed everyone at school its contents. Unfortunately Mary (his HS crush) didn't feel the same way and from then on she avoided him.
KC Hawks - QB evaluator extraordinaire. Flunked out of HS.
Simply Red - sweetheart. Sends others on CP packages containing stuff. He has posted about owning all of Simply Reds albums.
Ubeja Vontell - deceased victim of a horny coyote encounter (was also terrified of toilets)
DaFace - Raging Pot Head. Is nice occasionally
Fish - Raging Pot Head. Leans so far the left the Clintons don't want his vote (Honorable mention also known as ASSMAN in real life).
ChiefaRoo - Doesn't really like KC sports. He took that fat KC Star reporter Brooke Pryor on a date.
Zebedee Dubious - Gets things wrong all the time. Has never attended a Chiefs game.
Eleazar - Is Type casted as someone with the gift of gab. He was a used car salesman for over a decade before he ventured into his true love of making Hallmark Cards. Also known as Chiefs Planet's Don Rickles.
Dark Horse - Is as cool and groovy. He once lost a bet to Hootie.
Bob Dole - Used to get more ass then a toilet seat back in the day. You shouldn't drunk post about your youth Bobby.
bdj23 - Mult account for banned CP'er Cooper Barrett
lewdog - He's been typecast as a buff dude who could get ass from any bar fly. Supposedly he has children in two different states he's never met.
Dante84 - Has the biggest penis out of any user on CP according to Billay. Known as Brad to all his friends.
Katipan - A true Weed know it all. Also known as a right winger in DC. Has been known to treat CP as a dating site. 8109 Blakeland Dr, Littleton, CO 80125
Skyy God - Belize in anything he wants. Has many beautiful women to look at as long as there's WIFI.
Graystoke - Is a decent poster and isn't over barring. Supposedly his wife monitors his CP usage.
RealSNR - It was mentioned that he had a bad drug habit back in the day. Known as a real solid poster.
loochy - He's been stereotyped as a super rich and good looking MENSA member with a 10 inch penis (undersized according to CP standards).
ChiliConCarnage - Likes pineapple pizza and has an obsession with Mark Davis. Took his family out in celebration of the LV Aces championship.
TLO - Can't decide on which mufflers for his vehicle is the best. Has had to buy 3 sets of mufflers for his Dodge. Is always wishing people on this site a Happy Birthday which is so awesome. Recently became a sales rep for Flowmaster.
Pablo - Is known to wait in line for Snoop Dogg concert tickets. Originator of the Kitty Cat Dance.
BWillie - Longs for an oriental wife. Knows how to rile up DC. Likes to brag to the younger generation about having the deed to his trailer.
Perineum Ripper - Ask to many question about buying tickets. Has had shoulder and dick replacement surgery (welcome to the 12" club buddy).
Gravedigger - Doesn't know how to open the hood of his vehicle. Supposedly knows how to train dragons but we think that's a sexual innuendo.
T-post Tom - Enjoys Chiefs cheerleader porn and has the best stash of that stuff. Really likes to celebrate Easter and supposedly he dresses up as the Easter bunny.
Lzen - Known as an Elon groupie. Is a member of about 10 Tesla forums. He's also know as a top notch Troll. Some say he is a pansexual and once had a penis drawn on his forehead.
KCUnited - Has been know to talk highly about the Chargers. Always responds with great posts.
AdolfoliverBush - It is known here on CP that his wife has no fur pie. When he responds to new post he is known as a straight shooter.
Ming the Merciless - Known as a Patriots way believer. He is the originator of the "e-gasm" and frequently does that daily. Was in the Chess club in HS and usually got his ass beat weakly.
Haywire - Is the poster who threw a dildo through a car window. Everyone here knows Cancer calls him Chuck Norris.
UteChief - Is known as a very humble Alpha. He once scored 4 touchdowns in a HS football game. He has a redheaded wife, 2 kids, and sells women's shoes.
Marcellus - Had the most posts in the "Gay day in the Hay' thread. Thinks Mahomes is a turnover machine. Once upon a time he got busy in a Burger King Bathroom.
Tooge - Is known as the parent at kids softball games you don't want to be associated with. Started a thread asking "what exactly is a woman". Known around CP mostly for being a very shitty welder.
Mecca - Has been typecast as a socialist. Has been know to offer shitty fantasy football advice. Has two posters of Deion Sanders in his garage that he bragged about.
GloucesteChief - Is a homer for clam chowder and has bragged about watching all of Mark Wahlberg's movies.
Donger - Limey who loves soccer. Has talked about using a cigarette holder when smoking. Often talks about how dentists are the devil.
luv Known to have worked hard to get into peak physical condition which caused her to catch a case of marriage. Lots of posters have nothing but nice things to say about her.
ForozenChief - Always talks about his fan page about the TV series Law & Order. Frequently hangs out with criminals. Many posters here have mentioned how he goes on and on about the show Sex in the City.
KC Connection - Is cousins with LeBron James. The Las Vegas Raiders are his 2nd favorite team. Owns Barbie dolls. Is a Michael Oher fan.
penguinz - Doesn't like working out but is into all things fitness. Frequently travels to Loveland Colorado (similar to the bunny ranch). Brags about being a AAA member and how he doesn't have to wait in line at the DMV. His fat body causes him to have sleep apnea and he loves soccer a bit more then American football.
Threebag - Prefers dating cute grocery store clerks. Has a fetish about nurses that "sleep around". Has put on a good clinic about the pump and dump. Has 7 bastard children with 4 different women.
Coochie liquor - Blunts, Vacations, and ho's in Jamaica.
Iowanian - Can't really say much as his wife monitors his posting here on CP. He loves Iowa.
JJJChiefsfan: Believes the Earth is 6,000 years old and homeschools his children so they grow up to be non-functioning adults. Likes salsa made in NY CITY.
MTG#10 - Known as the dude who plastidipped the shit out of his truck.
CurtCobain - Talks about his bad habit of dating crazy women. Has had two different cars vandalized by ex's. Doesn't know how to separate his long posts into paragraphs.
Chiefspants - Is known to post more often on CP during the offseason. Spent two years in juvenile hall causing him to miss his sophomore and junior year.
Nickhead - Gets ****ed by kangaroos for enjoyment. Has a phobia of getting head from women and men.
WilliamTheIrish - Is known to excessively downvote. Surprisingly he prefers Bud Light over Genius.
MR. Kotter - Is known to bash fellow Boomers in order to make his generation and himself look better. Bragged about buying houses cheap in the 70's and then selling them for big $$ recently to Millennials. Does genuinely care about the next generations well being after he leaves this planet.
IowaHawkeyeChief - Runner up in Karim's national championship series in 1987. In his youth his friends dared him to piss on an electrical fence and it didn't go well.
Spott - Apparently is into Sheila's and drinking Fosters beer. Lately he's been talking about his emails he's been sending to Mark Zuckerberg.
dirk digler - Years back he mentioned how he was pantsed in HS in front of all of his classmates. Afterwards he soon realized that was the reason a lot of girls in his school were wanting to hangout with him.
2bikeMike - Once upon a time he was a California resident but he moved to a place where he could piss off the front porch without issue. Currently spends his time pounding whiskey, boating, and spending time at the nude colony.
Fat Elvis - Almost as fat a Zach according to posted pictures. Is on Medicaid yet makes tons of money under the table. Supposedly he's literally the welfare queen Ronald Reagan was referring too. Has been very nice to me over the years.
Pepe Silvia - Once got an autograph from John Travolta. Talked about how a daughter he didn't know about found him through the genetic testing site 23&Me.
Hamwallet - Otherwise known as Clay.
mr. tegu - It has been known he struggles with math but excels at posting here on CP. Didn't attend a university but has a great job. Is a fan of Bill Maher. Offers great deals on vacation rental homes.
Womble - Is distant cousins with Jerry Jones. Was born and raised in Detroit. Is currently in a long distance relationship with a woman he meet online who lives in Manchester UK.
Smed1065 - Has been searching far and wide for his 72 Cutlass his ex-wife made him sell many years ago.
Detoxing - Has been trying for many years to move out of his ghetto San Diego neighborhood. Is a fan of duel monitors. After puffing on a dobby he has a tendency to talk about UFO's. Can play the Cholo or the white-collar role. Has been known to be a bit racist when drinking and posting.
cabletech94 - Lost his virginity in Key West FL to a Ms Robinson type. Owns a shitty mattress. Has shattered his wife's rear car window twice in two different domestics abuse situations.
Mr Tomahawk - Chiefs star QB Tyler Bray was a paid guest at his wedding. Years back he posted about how he was a bed wetter until the the age of 9. Staying the night at friends houses was a scary situation for him. Fun Fact his mistress was banned from this site.
Bwana - Is known to play tricks on tourists. Has a collection of former senator Harry Reid yard signs. Is an avid Black Friday Shopper.
HemiED - Doesn't give a shit about what other CP posters think. Boasts about being a Grampa Simpson type. Someone here recalled that he mentioned in a thread years ago that he gave up on having sex in the late 80's.
The Virus - Is known to like chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream cones as well as curvy chocolate and vanilla women. CP'ers have mentioned he is a proponent for cuffing season.
Bowser - Some think he lives a double life. First met Bearcat in college. Owner of three juicers and was once roasted so bad here on CP he didn't post for 3 weeks.
REDHOTGTO - Years back started a thread and was upset he got smoked by an 06 GTO driven by a woman. Has the hots for Milana Vayntrub.
kccrow - Is a big fan chilis restaurants and has been to over 37 different locations. Is known as the Mel Kiper of Chiefs Planet. Has been known to vigorously defend Roger Goodell on CP.
Hawk - Knows how to post great photos on CP. More then a few wives have berated their husbands after they noticed him looking at photos posted by Hawk.
Stumppy - Has started multiple threads over the years that no one has responded too. Has posted about his rough childhood. Recently had a psycho disgruntled ex-girlfriend text him over 500 times in one night.
TimeForWasp - Used to brag about how he had a college girlfriend who had a couchie that would rumble like a V8 when he stroked it. Supposedly Billay and the gang gave him his first Colonoscopy. Gave a ride to a few posters here to a Chiefs game in his riced out Ford Focus.
TEX - Seriously tells us he’s a Chiefs fan. Wants the Chiefs to fail so he can be right and increase his rep count. Is a closet Cowboys fan…..closet has two means for Tex.
Titty Meat - Drives a Ford Ranger rust bucket so rusted no one will drive with him. A few years back he posted about an encounter he had with a big boned chubby MILF and how she sat on his face so long he almost blacked out. Currently he is desperately trying to knock up an older woman with a great income (wish him luck).
TomBarndtsTwin - Most have mentioned how he'll never read this thread because he sticks to sports. Seems he mentioned the time he went to a Royals game and afterwards was drunk shit talking everyone around the George Brett statue.
Wisconsin_Chief - Known to ditch out on nieces, sisters, and other family members birthday parties. Some here mentioned that he bragged about being the first to get the Vaccine. Is a proponent for the elimination of cash bail.
Basileus777 - Had a 7 year stretch where he never started a thread. Is a big advocate for Sarah Palin and still follows her on Facebook to this day while also writing her letters.
Bump - Big fan of the WNBA. It was mentioned on here how WNBA star Candace Parker had to put a restraining order on Bump due to his obsession. Thinks sock companies are racists.
BucEyedPea - Runner up for the 1989 Miss Massachusetts beauty pageant. Proud owner of a 67 fast back Mustang. Has never started a thread outside of the DC forum.
HonestChieffan - It is known that he has a thing for Italian women and Barbra Walters types. Once got so drunk at Sturgis that he passed out on the street and woke up next to his puke. Owns 3-4 pressure washers that he rarely uses.
displacedinMN - He's the type of teacher we all wish we had! Is known at his job to be the only teacher to get his ass kicked by an 7th grader. Worked part time as a security guard during the 2020 riots. Has attended 3 Taylor Swift concerts along with 2 Backstreet boys concerts because he's super dad. Has crushed 3 deer in his lifetime with different vehicles over the years.
ChiefsCountry - Once posted about how he brought his cat to a Chiefs game. Has his picture on the wall at Johnny Joe's Pizzaria for eating their largest pizza in one sitting. Has two above ground pools at his house because he throws wild raggers during the summer months.
BigRedChief - Uses his wife picture as his avatar. Posted about how attended Woodstock 99 and how his girlfriend at the time left him for a guy who had good drugs. Has a very decent Chiefs themed man cave.
J Diddy - I well versed in men's balls as he designs athletic cups for a living. Has spoke about having mosquito bites on his pecker (at least that's what he thinks they are). Has to keep an eye on his Bluetooth enabled pacemaker numbers during BJ's.
DartGod- Thinks Nebraska football is still "relevant." Once mistakenly used his hearing aide as a fishing lure and still caught a fish. Has made a pass at another moderator after spending half a day drinking Mad Dog 20/20. Hi Ms Dartgod your husband is a saint on this forum.
Stryker - Has a much younger wife who monitors his posts here on CP. Rest of his family is die hard Steelers fans. Burned his house down many years back and everyone survived by the grace of God.
InChiefsHeaven - Was once shot at because of a love quarrel and learned a the hard lesson of the puss ain't worth it. God once talked to him on his birthday which is in December. Is a die hard Glenn Beck fan.
Palangi - Known to be a private eye professionally but is not to smart when it comes to Chiefs DT. Also unknown Chiefs Planet poster who makes an occasional appearance and is ceremonial lambasted as is the normal course of action.
ARROW 2 - It was reported that he has Kobe Bryant dick sucking syndrome. In real life he is known as a ladies man and also can post great pics of seductive looking women on CP with the best of them.
doomy3 - Will not take you out to dinner before he asks for your vote. Has known ties to the Mafia. Uses a shitty old desktop he built himself to access CP. His posting on CP is like a marriage in that he used to post all the time when CP was new but now it's a rare occasion and only used sparingly to get what he wants.
DomCasual - Likes all things Chargers colors including shoes. He has mentioned on here how he flips a coin in the morning to note if he wants fur pie or balls across the nose. Is a big fan of skipping around in Hooka shoes during pride parades.
Woogieman - Has bizarre synapse malfunction in his brain. Has never started a new thread on CP. Supposedly has a few nose rings and his wife's dog doesn't like him.
Raiderhater - Attended a Chiefs vs Raiders game in Oakland during the late 90's and got his ass handed to him during a 1 on 1 fight in the parking lot. Has cursed Oakland ever since. Has great football insights and posts really good content.
OKchiefs Known as CP's most miserable poster. Owns two Tom Brady rookie cards that he's holding onto to with the thought they will go up in value so he can eventually sell them to pay for his daughters college education.
Rausch 46 year old who has issues with his waist size. His grandpa was known on CP as a tough SOB! Hates using FED EX as he once dated a fed ex driver who screwed him over. Is known on CP as a shitty writer who is "PUBLISHED".
Easy 6 Has had more DUI's then anyone here and will bet you on that fact. Has met Martha Stewart in person and is known as a godly man (besides the DUI's).


Lets update the digs or stereotypes about CP users here. You can't give yourself a stereotype/dig but you can give others one. I'll start with a stereotype/dig about someone here.....





I googled Chiefs Planet Images and this picture popped up. I'll start with In58men is just not good with a smoker. Be wary with this guy attending your tailgate. Did you keep the smoker or still play with fire?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Eureka

British teeth are such a turnoff so that's a no go.

Dude, his asshole doesn't have teeth

[Eureka]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Aint no one here got socks long enough to dare stereotyping me.

Per messages from Bearcat/Katipan your stereotype has been updated

[cabletech94]

Oh! Oh! Oh! What’s my stereotype!? What’s mine?!

On a side story, there used to be a little pizza place here in my little college town called Eureka Pizza. It was great drunken 2 am pizza and when you woke up the next morning you immediately regretted eating them. They had a cheeseburger pizza made with mustard and dill pickle slices. I rest my case.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Aint no one here got socks long enough to dare stereotyping me.

Detox is into long white socks and recreating the RHCP Abbey Road poster at random intersections during his free time.

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by Lzen

And once had a penis drawn on his head.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Donger

But I already have an aboveground lair.

It's not on the survey I have.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Katipan

It's not on the survey I have.

[Mr. Kotter]

Unless you are being facetious...you have me confused with someone else? I AM a boomer; I just see our generation's hubris and excesses for what they are. As for real estate, not a chance...I wish.

[Eureka]

Originally Posted by cabletech94

Oh! Oh! Oh! What’s my stereotype!? What’s mine?!

On a side story, there used to be a little pizza place here in my little college town called Eureka Pizza. It was great drunken 2 am pizza and when you woke up the next morning you immediately regretted eating them. They had a cheeseburger pizza made with mustard and dill pickle slices. I rest my case.

Your stereotype has been has been updated per messages from other CP user that want to be anonymous.

Originally Posted by penguinz

Detox is into long white socks and recreating the RHCP Abbey Road poster at random intersections during his free time.

Cholo Stereotype has been updated.

[Eureka]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Unless you are being facetious...you have me confused with someone else? I AM a boomer; I just see our generation's hubris and excesses for what they are. As for real estate, not a chance...I wish.

Is known to bash other Boomers in order to make his generation look better. Bragged about buying houses cheap in the 70's and then selling them for big $$ recently to Millennials.

Your stereotype is correct as all the messages I received about you def stated you were a Boomer. Please, re-read your stereotype.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Eureka

Your stereotype is correct as all the messages I received about you def stated you were a Boomer. Please, re-read your stereotype.

I thought you had a typo. And, well, I was focused on the whole "making my generation look better," when in reality I've given up on that. As much shit as Boomers flip Millenials and Gen Z-ers, they are the ones that will have to clean up the mess we are leaving them--and I see cause for hope on that front. That, and the whole real estate thing is entirely out-of-the-blue...

[Eureka]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

I thought you had a typo. And, well, I was focused on the whole "making my generation look better," when in reality I've given up on that. As much shit as Boomers flip Millenials and Gen Z-ers, they are the ones that will have to clean up the mess we are leaving them--and I see cause for hope on that front. That, and the whole real estate thing is entirely out-of-the-blue...

Yeah, honestly your words are wise.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

wut?

[InvinciBill]

Originally Posted by Eureka

InvinciBill - ... He once posted about how when he was a teenager his older brother found his diary and showed everyone at school its contents. Unfortunately Mary (his HS crush) didn't feel the same way and from then on she avoided him.

I don't remember this happening.

But carcosa (the only reliable authority on this board when it comes to facts) hasn't disputed it, so I guess I did post that.

Wow.

[Eureka]

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk

wut?

Your stereotype has been updated according to your fellow posters here.

I just report what people here say about you.