Life Guy makes new Barbie dolls with average woman proportions - Page 5

**RealSNR** · 03-06-2014, 09:05 AM

Three words:

Too.

****ing.

Fat.

http://time.com/12786/the-new-barbie...s-proportions/

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Artist Nickolay Lamm, who shocked the world with his computer renditions of a doll modeled on an actual teenage woman, has decided to bring his creation to life by raising $95,000 through Kickstarter to sell the "Lammily" doll, which carries the tagline "Average is beautiful"

While we might admire Barbie’s career aspirations, the dolls famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real woman to walk on all fours… with half a liver) leave a lot to be desired. So artist Nickolay Lamm gained a lot of attention last summer when he showed the world what Barbie would look like if she had the CDC measurements of an average 19-year-old woman’s body.

“A lot of people asked where they could buy normal Barbie,” Lamm told TIME. “But no one could buy it because it didn’t exist.”

So rather than just waiting for some other toy company to bring a Barbie with realistic proportions to life, he decided to do it himself. Wednesday, Lamm launched his own Kickstarter of sorts to raise $95,000 to begin production on a doll that has a real woman’s proportions. The line is called Lammily and its tagline is: “Average is beautiful.”

**loochy** · 03-06-2014, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

So you're saying **** the whole Jewish and Catholic way of life?...

Child molestation and bags of gold?

temper11 · 03-06-2014, 04:22 PM

I think she's hotter than the real barbies. Looks like a soccer player - which are always the hottest chicks.

**loochy** · 03-06-2014, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by temper11

I think she's hotter than the real barbies. Looks like a soccer player - which are always the hottest chicks.

except kate upton

**Rausch** · 03-06-2014, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Child molestation and bags of gold?

Wait...there's bags of gold?...

Just Passin' By · 03-06-2014, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by temper11

I think she's hotter than the real barbies. Looks like a soccer player - which are always the hottest chicks.

**loochy** · 03-06-2014, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

Wait...there's bags of gold?...

if the name ends in "berg" or "stein" or starts with "gold" then yes, there are bags of gold

Valiant · 03-06-2014, 05:36 PM

Belly not big enough, and there is no tattoo on the leg or back.

**Rausch** · 03-06-2014, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

if the name ends in "berg" or "stein" or starts with "gold" then yes, there are bags of gold

****.

Depending on the pronunciation my wife's ends with "er" or "back."

**BigRichard** · 03-07-2014, 06:01 AM

Did they give her a landing strip?

**loochy** · 03-07-2014, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

Did they give her a landing strip?

Full bush. She's too fat to be able to see down there to shave. Don't forget the hairy butt crack too.

Jimmya · 03-07-2014, 07:20 AM

Nasty!

**Predarat** · 03-07-2014, 08:41 AM

Typical Merca, lowering standards, giving everyone a ****ing trophy.

Fish · 03-07-2014, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

Typical Merca, lowering standards, giving everyone a ****ing trophy.

Lowering standards?

... Um... the current Barbie's figure isn't even physically possible. The current "standards" are grossly incorrect and have needed changing.

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the dolls famously unrealistic body proportions (which would force a real woman to walk on all fours… with half a liver) leave a lot to be desired.

**loochy** · 03-07-2014, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Lowering standards?

... Um... the current Barbie's figure isn't even physically possible. The current "standards" are grossly incorrect and have needed changing.

1.) Wrong.

2.) Everyone should strive for dumpiness.

Tombstone RJ · 03-07-2014, 09:46 AM

Barbie is not supposed to be about reality, it's a toy and all toys are more or less based on kid's fantasies. It's ok if girls aspire to be Barbie when they are children. It's when they become adults that they have to put away their childish things. If women don't understand this, then that is why they are women.

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