Fantasy Football Russel Wilson and Friends agree to deal. - Page 23

Mr_Tomahawk · 07-31-2015, 07:46 AM

Russell Wilson and the Seahawks have agreed to a 4-year, $87.6-million extension, per source.

— Peter King (@SI_PeterKing) July 31, 2015

Pablo · 08-02-2015, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

It's nowhere near this deep man. You need a break.

He'll lose his shit and leave for forever again here in a few months.

KCUnited · 08-02-2015, 01:19 PM

Bookmarking this thread as a reminder to go outside.

Hootie · 08-02-2015, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

Things might get awkward for hootie when Luck signs for the biggest contract in NFL history and legitimately makes $60M fully guaranteed instead of 31.
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He'll definitely sign the biggest contract ever. No shit. This $31.7M guaranteed you're tossing around is hilarious, though. He makes that THIS YEAR, alone. So it's a 1 year, brand new deal if that's really how you're looking at it. You do realize that, right?

Hootie · 08-02-2015, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Seriously. The only way this deal is $31.7M guaranteed is if the Hawks cut Russell immediately after this season.

Let's try and think of how Russell might get cut after this season:

#1: He rapes a small child.

Welp, that's the list!

Yeah. Only 31.7M guaranteed. Lmao

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-03-2015, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I've said it for years. Dane has serious issues. It's entertaining though

I've said it for years: You're a drunken ****tard.

It's entertaining, sometimes.

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-03-2015, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

It's nowhere near this deep man. You need a break.

So Hootie isn't a drunk? Milkman isn't constantly a dick and calling everyone out? Saul isn't a bandwagon douche with no opinion of his own?

We must be reading a different forums.

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-03-2015, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

He'll lose his shit and leave for forever again here in a few months.

I might leave if two family members are diagnosed with cancer again. Or if I start another business, as I did in 2011. Or if I just become plain ass bored because the forum is overrun with dipshits.

Otherwise, probably not.

But I seriously doubt that anyone would shed any tears if you left. I'd be shocked if anyone notices that you even post, especially after your third name change.

RobBlake · 08-03-2015, 02:12 AM

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-03-2015, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

He'll definitely sign the biggest contract ever. No shit. This $31.7M guaranteed you're tossing around is hilarious, though. He makes that THIS YEAR, alone. So it's a 1 year, brand new deal if that's really how you're looking at it. You do realize that, right?

Actually, no. He receives $20 million as a signing bonus this year and a $11.7 million next year. Awesome dough for him and he's set for life, but no.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13...attle-seahawks

He's also been a bargain for Seattle. The 2015 season was the first time Wilson was scheduled to make more than $1 million. That's now just $700,000 in base salary for 2015 with a $31 million signing bonus -- $20 million now and the other $11 million next April.

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-03-2015, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Actually, no. He receives $20 million as a signing bonus this year and a $11.7 million next year. Awesome dough for him and he's set for life, but no.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13...attle-seahawks

He's also been a bargain for Seattle. The 2015 season was the first time Wilson was scheduled to make more than $1 million. That's now just $700,000 in base salary for 2015 with a $31 million signing bonus -- $20 million now and the other $11 million next April.

Hootie, in what world does $20 million equal $31 million?

I'm asking because I "need help".

Thanks in advance.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad · 08-03-2015, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Which "heavyweight"?

Hootie is a drunken ****tard that needs to live with five guys in order to have a place to live. He's a ****ing pizza boy in Illinois.

"Saul Good" is a loudmouth twerp that lost his business. He's a tiny chump spews shit because his life sucks. He wouldn't say shit to anyone in person.

Milkman is a long time, angry bastard who argues with anyone and everyone. That's all well and good but he's not adding anything to any conversation these days.

His act is old.

You're losing it again.

Looking forward to apology thread 2.0

Hootie · 08-03-2015, 10:24 AM

It's very simple. The only way he only makes $31.7M is if he plays this season, doesn't get injured, and is waived before the 2016 season for anything other than an injury (if injured, he'll get another $29M on top of that $31.7).

So, once again, and I'll slow this down for you ...

THE ONLY WAY RUSSELL WILSON ONLY MAKES $31.7M IS IF HE IS RELEASED FROM THE TEAM PRIOR TO THE 2016 LEAGUE YEAR OFFICIALLY BEGINNING (due to performance only ... he has another $29+M in guarantees because of injury).

So, what do you put the odds of Russell being released after this season due to on field play? Do you think it's a negative percentage? I'd say there might be a -25% chance of him being released after this season.

He'd literally have to go all DaneMcCloud and get caught with some underage kids somewhere he shouldn't be

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-03-2015, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

It's very simple. The only way he only makes $31.7M is if he plays this season, doesn't get injured, and is waived before the 2016 season for anything other than an injury (if injured, he'll get another $29M on top of that $31.7).

So, once again, and I'll slow this down for you ...

THE ONLY WAY RUSSELL WILSON ONLY MAKES $31.7M IS IF HE IS RELEASED FROM THE TEAM PRIOR TO THE 2016 LEAGUE YEAR OFFICIALLY BEGINNING (due to performance only ... he has another $29+M in guarantees because of injury).

So, what do you put the odds of Russell being released after this season due to on field play? Do you think it's a negative percentage? I'd say there might be a -25% chance of him being released after this season.

He'd literally have to go all DaneMcCloud and get caught with some underage kids somewhere he shouldn't be

Dude, you're living in your own world.

Read the contract terms and get back to us, okay?

And once again, $20 million paid in 2015 is not $31 million in 2015.

Hootie · 08-03-2015, 10:32 AM

For instance, Colin Kaepernick basically signed a contract with 6 1 year deals ...

http://www.businessinsider.com/colin...ntract-2014-12

Clearly, he has not lived up to that contract thus far. Have the 49ers released him yet? Would they even release him after this season if his play remained underwhelming? Possible, but highly unlikely.

...yet you guys are trying to say Russell only has $31.7M guaranteed

Yep. Russell signed a 1 year, $31.7M deal. The Hawks are planning to pay him that much money so they can cut him in the offseason.

Hootie · 08-03-2015, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Dude, you're living in your own world.

Read the contract terms and get back to us, okay?

And once again, $20 million paid in 2015 is not $31 million in 2015.

Dane. If they cut him after the season, he gets that $11M that is due to him in April. No matter what. It's a 1 year, $31.7M contract NO MATTER WHAT.

Please tell me how it isn't.

HOW MUCH MONEY WILL HE MAKE IF HE PLAYS THIS SEASON AND GETS CUT BY THE TEAM BEFORE 2016?

Just answer that for me. Don't bullshit around it ... answer me THIS very simple question.

If Russell Wilson is cut after the 2015 season. The day after. Literally, THE DAY AFTER. How much money will the Seahawks have paid him for the 2015 season?

...?

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Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	It's very simple. The only way he only makes $31.7M is if he plays this season, doesn't get injured, and is waived before the 2016 season for anything other than an injury (if injured, he'll get another $29M on top of that $31.7). So, once again, and I'll slow this down for you ... THE ONLY WAY RUSSELL WILSON ONLY MAKES $31.7M IS IF HE IS RELEASED FROM THE TEAM PRIOR TO THE 2016 LEAGUE YEAR OFFICIALLY BEGINNING (due to performance only ... he has another $29+M in guarantees because of injury). So, what do you put the odds of Russell being released after this season due to on field play? Do you think it's a negative percentage? I'd say there might be a -25% chance of him being released after this season. He'd literally have to go all DaneMcCloud and get caught with some underage kids somewhere he shouldn't be
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Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	For instance, Colin Kaepernick basically signed a contract with 6 1 year deals ... http://www.businessinsider.com/colin...ntract-2014-12 Clearly, he has not lived up to that contract thus far. Have the 49ers released him yet? Would they even release him after this season if his play remained underwhelming? Possible, but highly unlikely. ...yet you guys are trying to say Russell only has $31.7M guaranteed Yep. Russell signed a 1 year, $31.7M deal. The Hawks are planning to pay him that much money so they can cut him in the offseason.
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