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View Poll Results: What are your THREE favorite parts of Thanksgiving? | |||
Being visited by relatives |
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7 | 11.67% |
Driving long distances with few travel services available |
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2 | 3.33% |
Eating cranberry stuff |
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7 | 11.67% |
Eating dinner rolls with butter |
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8 | 13.33% |
Eating fruit-based pie |
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5 | 8.33% |
Eating glazed carrots |
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1 | 1.67% |
Eating green bean casserole |
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6 | 10.00% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin with imbedded fruit |
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1 | 1.67% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin without imbedded fruit |
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0 | 0% |
Eating mashed potatoes |
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11 | 18.33% |
Eating pumpkin pie |
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15 | 25.00% |
Eating stuffing |
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16 | 26.67% |
Eating sweet potatoes or yams, or both |
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5 | 8.33% |
Eating turkey |
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28 | 46.67% |
Eating until I feel uncomfortably full |
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6 | 10.00% |
Flag football on the lawn like the Kennedy family used to do |
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3 | 5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy pilgrim costume |
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3 | 5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume |
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2 | 3.33% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy turkey costume |
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1 | 1.67% |
Getting blackout drunk with three days to recover |
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6 | 10.00% |
Having one or two days off work/ long weekend |
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21 | 35.00% |
Hearing the word ‘cornucopia’ more than usual |
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0 | 0% |
Hookers go by adorably ironic classic names like “Prudence” and “Patience” |
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2 | 3.33% |
Learning how to grow corn from my friend Squanto |
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3 | 5.00% |
Napping for unnaturally long periods of time |
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7 | 11.67% |
Prepping for and attending black Friday sales to fight with people |
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1 | 1.67% |
Purchasing cheap stuff on black Friday |
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2 | 3.33% |
Putting buckles on my shoes and not being hassled for it |
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0 | 0% |
Remembering the early days of American colonization of the New World |
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2 | 3.33% |
The Facebook photos of everyone's Thanksgiving dinners |
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3 | 5.00% |
The formal opportunity to observe thankfulness for my awesome life. |
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4 | 6.67% |
The nudity when I go to Daytona for Thanksgiving break |
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0 | 0% |
Visiting delightfully uncrowded strip clubs |
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1 | 1.67% |
Visiting relatives |
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8 | 13.33% |
Watching classic Thanksgiving movies like ... are there classic Thanksgiving movies? |
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1 | 1.67% |
Watching the Cowboys and whoever |
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9 | 15.00% |
Watching the Lions and whoever |
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4 | 6.67% |
Watching the parades on television |
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1 | 1.67% |
I love all of the above things equally |
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3 | 5.00% |
I'm not really into Thanksgiving |
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5 | 8.33% |
I'm Native American so I'd rather not talk about Plymouth Rock |
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3 | 5.00% |
I live in a nation that does not observe the Thanksgiving holiday |
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3 | 5.00% |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll |
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Turkey. Wild Turkey. No jive turkeys (no work)
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You had me at "Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ "
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Food, football, tryptophan induced coma nap
My family used to have huge get togethers for the holidays, all the younger folk would go outside to throw the football around etc... but those days are long gone All of the 'glue' people have passed on, now its usually just myself, ma, and my two kids |
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Dinner rolls
Napping Long weekend because of work. |
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Two of those items could be combine for some of our planeteers, visiting relatives at the uncrowded strip club is a must in the trailer court.
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Hookers, blow, and I can't think of the third
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All thats really left of my family either... a) now live on the other side of the country b) are Jehovas Witnesses now, and so do not participate c) are only an hour or so away, but have become too good to bother now that all of their kids have their own kids... and so they have their own thing with their in-laws etc |
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I had to eliminate it as a poll option in case people had nut allergies.
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Piece of white bread with turkey, mashed potatoes, covered in gravy for lunch the day after Thanksgiving.
Then starting to get good and drunk so I don't go to the gym for a guilt workout.
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Favorite part....The end....
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Kate Beckinsale
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Thanksgiving just started here on the east time zone. picking up 3 growlers of Scotch ale, drinking a couple of bourbon barrel aged 14.5% rye ales and am going to go home and stare at the ladder and tell myself that they will clean themselves...
Tomorrow, I invited a friend over for dinner as her family is too far away and she wants to work the weekend. I am doing Sous Vide prime beef fillet (cold smoked then dunked) served with stuffed and smoked potatoes, Italian sausage stuffed and smoked onions. Spaghetti squash with a scrimp scampi butter sauce. "Cherry Brandy Bon Bon" ice cream (Recipe from the old WW's in Independence) cake with chocolate moose layers for desert. I'll be posting fictitious sex stories in the "Clay needs to get "laid" thread as this gal and my SO are pretty good friends... Hoping the weird uncle still has some of that weird in him that makes the holidays, "holidays" Travel well, be safe, don't tear any condoms...
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1) My drive to Fankfort, KS. I've been through Wamego, KS 25 times, every time on Thanksgiving Day. I'm sure it's a great little town. It's always closed every time I'm there.
2) Cranberry Sauce. Get away from me, I want a lot of it. The jellied kind shaped like the inside of the can! 3) Lemon Cake. My grandma's recipe. I'm going to make one today. Great with milk. |
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