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Old 08-01-2018, 05:48 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 3 - wazu versus Pablo
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - A flat plain, no trees for miles in any direction, during a raging violent thunderstorm
Starting Distance - 14494 feet

wazu

Main Weapon - Hatchet
Backup Weapon - Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones

Prep Time - 22 seconds
Special Factors - Your hands are handcuffed in front of you

Pablo

Main Weapon - A loop of piano wire with handles and a loud shrill whistle
Backup Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape

Prep Time - 12 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 08-01-2018, 05:54 PM   #2
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Prep time is pretty much pointless considering they're almost 3 miles away from each other to start off.
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Old 08-01-2018, 05:54 PM   #3
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Handcuffs or no, I'm going with the superior weapon. Hatchet beats thigh bone.
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Old 08-01-2018, 05:57 PM   #4
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That's not really a fair contest. Why does Rain Man hate Pablo?
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Old 08-01-2018, 05:58 PM   #5
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Old 08-01-2018, 06:06 PM   #6
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Prep time is pretty much pointless considering they're almost 3 miles away from each other to start off.
They can use it to meditate and get themselves in the zone.
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Old 08-01-2018, 06:06 PM   #7
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That's not really a fair contest. Why does Rain Man hate Pablo?
Have you ever been hit with the thigh bone of a large ape?
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Old 08-01-2018, 06:11 PM   #8
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Have you ever been hit with the thigh bone of a large ape?
With the large ape still attached even.
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Old 08-01-2018, 06:13 PM   #9
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With the large ape still attached even.
Being apprehended by a police ape doesn't count. They're trained.
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Old 08-01-2018, 06:14 PM   #10
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Old 08-01-2018, 06:19 PM   #11
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The slingshot is useless with those handcuffs on. I'm still going with wazu though.
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Old 08-02-2018, 06:16 AM   #15
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Let's see. First things first. HIS HANDS ARE ****ING HANDCUFFED PEOPLE.

Go ahead and bind your wrists together and tell me the sort of range of motion you have vs. a guy who's got those sweet free swinging hands. So it's basically hand to hand combat once we find each other in a violent thunderstorm. It's gonna be wet, and slippery. How easy do you think it is to get back up off the ground when somebody is trying to bludgeon you to death and YOUR HANDS ARE ****ING HANDCUFFED IN FRONT OF YOU?

wazu, you aren't hitting me with the first swing and landing a killshot. Once we finally find each other, you're going to end up on your ass pretty quickly from nothing more than your own momentum and I'll cave your skull in with a 10 pound skull-caver-inner.

Sorry that YOUR HANDS ARE HANDCUFFED IN FRONT OF YOU, bud.
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