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B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle Pilot Logical (8) Copilot memyselfi (8) Bombardier Hoover (8) Navigator The Bad Guy (8) Engineer BigChiefDave (8) Radio Op. Ecto-I (8) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1) Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s driven away by fighters 1 Me109 driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak Hoover shoots! He scores! Goooooal! – 30% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190 driven away by fighters 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven away by fighters The Bad Guy fires, misses Cntrygal fires, misses Hoover fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to nose Me circles, attacks again BigChiefDave fires, misses Warrior5 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Poor weather With a little squinting and some help from his loyal copilot, logical slides in for a somewhat bumpy landing under the weather. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Logical (8) Copilot memyselfi (8) Bombardier Hoover (8) Navigator The Bad Guy (8) Engineer BigChiefDave (8) Radio Op. Ecto-I (8) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1) You can thank the fighters for a pleasant Sunday flight.
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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You Pilot KCWolfman (8) Copilot Lattimer (8) Bombardier go bo (8) Navigator KCJohnny (8) Engineer Redcoats58 (8) Radio Op. voyager (8) Tail Gunner munkey (8) Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (8) Right Waist Gunner cdcox (8) Left Waist Gunner headsnap (7) Target: Antwerp Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Belgium No enemy Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me110 driven off by fighters 4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters KCJohnny fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to radio room Me circles, attacks again Cdcox fires, misses Munkey fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 8 hits! -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to tail -port wing flap hit, but no effect -superficial damage to waist -tail – munkey’s heating system is disabled Despite horrific flak that is bouncing the plane around, go bo manages to hit the target, more or less – 10% score Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack Go bo fires, misses KCJohnny fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Thefly fires, damages Me109 Munkey fires, misses Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Me misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to waist -pilot compartment – kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck. Lattimer seizes the controls and takes over the flight. Fw circles, attacks again Go bo fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack 3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Thefly fires, hits Fw190 Cdcox fires, misses Munkey fires, misses Both Fws miss, break off attack Zone 3 Out: Belgium Munkey abandons the freezing tail gunner position and takes a position in the bloody pilot’s seat, so the B-17 won’t have to drop out of formation. No enemy. Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing by Lattimer on his first real-mission attempt. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Lattimer (8), promoted Copilot go bo (8) , promoted Bombardier KCJohnny (8) , promoted Navigator Redcoats58 (8) , promoted Engineer voyager (8) , promoted Radio Op. munkey (8) , promoted Tail Gunner TheFly (8) , promoted Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (8) , promoted Right Waist Gunner headsnap (7) , promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX They chopped the head off the beast. RIP kcwolfman.
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wow, dreamsicle lucked out hard.
i'm glad we're finally rolling down the runway again. we have been patient long enough... this bombardier's seat wasn't meant for my 6'3" frame, my left parachute leg strap is ganking my nuts and i really should have taken a piss before i got on the bird... clint_in_wichita, get me over the target area... some nazi b@stards are gunna pay for my full bladder!! ![]() |
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B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (8) Copilot SNR (8) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8) Navigator philfree (8) Engineer Talisman (8) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (8) Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (3) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Garcia bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to starboard wing Fw circles, attacks again Talisman fires, damages Fw190 Radar chief fires, kills the damaged Fw190 Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Garcia Bronco is money in the bank – 40% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters 2 Me110s are driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters Garcia bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Scaga fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -tail – rudder is hit but still functional -BOOM! A shell hits scaga’s oxygen system in the right waist gun position. The system explodes, and scaga takes a fatal load of shattered metal to the stomach. Fat Elvis, at the left waist gun position, takes a serious wound to the lower back. The area is on fire, and ajkcfan rushes back from the radio room with an extinguisher, and is able to douse the flames. However, there is a large hole the size of a life preserver blown through the right side of the fuselage. It can’t be fixed, though, so ajkcfan moves back to his gun. Me circles, attacks again Hawaiianboy fires, misses Radarchief fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Unfortunately, Fat Elvis succumbs to his injury the next day in the hospital. It was a bad mission for waist gunners. Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (8) Copilot SNR (8) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8) Navigator philfree (8) Engineer Talisman (8) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8) Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX A good bombing run, the one bad hit excluded.
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RIP Russ.... ajkc, Fat Elvis
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Kevin, Are you going to finish the rest of the missions tonight? Just wondering.
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we in deep doo-doo now, for heap sure! bo, him no know how make plane fly... bo, him know how drop load... not fly plane... lat person, him better stay well and fly good or we all blew by, blew up, blew down bad... ai-EE-yah! arrrrrgh! eeee-owww! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Will KC ever be better?
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No Bo, him no know how to drop bombs. Him drop bombs so bad that Wolfman offed himself to get Go Bo promoted away from Bombs. No need for Go Bo to worry. Him job as co-pilot in not fly plane. Him job to hold coffee cup for pilot. ![]()
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Will KC ever be better?
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Oh, wait a minute here. I just read in my Government issue B17 handbook that co-pilots are also responsible for reading all operating instructions to the crew members for their stations during flight (Article 14, section 8, paragraph c). They may be in big trouble now 'cause Go Bo can be hard to understand when him speak indian talk.
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