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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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I left my house today feeling fine. About two miles down the road I ripped a couple egg salad smelling farts. I knew I wasn’t going to make it so I stopped at a Kwik Star. Great choice of restrooms, they have two stalls instead of the normal one at a gas station for added security of having one available. They also had a single stall family restroom as an insurance policy. Nice, clean, and spacious. They do lose a point for not having automatic flushers on their toilets tho. 9/10 experience, would shit again.
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Join Date: Dec 2022
Location: Cincinnati
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#168 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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I just blew up my toilet at home. In hindsight, I should have gone to Kohls
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#169 |
What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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#172 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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#173 |
On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Bathroom rules I have learned along the way...
1) If going on a long car trip, never eat eggs first thing in the AM...or gas station sushi 2) if going on a long trip pack a roll of TP from home as a safety precaution 3) Know where all the sanitary bathrooms are...Buccee's, Cracker Barrel, Kohls..etc 4) When at work, unless it is at a butt clenching moment, never use the bathroom closest to your office/cubicle.never let the smell follow you out of the bathroom More as they come to me |
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#174 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Good morning, don't sleep on Von Maur y'all. If you have them in KC metro, I highly encourage their facility! Very 90s timeless deco. Expensive marble and brass type. Quiet, stall doors are like solitary confinement level security. Generally there's either no music or a soft and light lounge jazz on lower volume levels.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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Man, I hate fighting those things just to get 4 or 5 crummy squares out of the bottom to wipe my ass with. Repeat 3 or 4 times. Ruins the whole experience unless the janitor is knowledgeable enough to place a single roll on top of the grunt bar. sec
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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#177 |
In Search of a Life
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So the key is to shit at a kohls in Georgia? Hm.
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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#179 |
Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2022
Location: Cincinnati
Casino cash: $-2160000
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Too late. I've been through Georgia many times.
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#180 |
Choco Favre
Join Date: Jul 2012
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I took a growler at Barnes n Noble on Saturday and it was heavenly
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