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Are you ready to Rumble?
Join Date: Apr 2006
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I would be quite embarrassed to start a museum about myself, even if I wasn't a butt****ing moron and famous.
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Honestly, the older I get, the more I realize that I could fill entire wings with “stupid things I said and did”.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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My embalmed penis of course
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MVP
Join Date: Dec 2018
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Off topic, this reminds me of the thing I hated most in my career. You know the rubber chicken businessy lunch where you have a big circular table of about eight people who don't know each other well and you feel like you're required to participate in a conversation you care nothing about. Gawd I hated those.
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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Lunch receipts I’m proud of
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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Plaques commemorating all my years in IT (30)
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Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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Generational Player
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Honolulu
Casino cash: $480400
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I'd have to start with how I made my first big score at the racetrack on my 21st birthday, leading me to eventually become the richest and most powerful man on the planet.
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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Well, I guess it would contain a wall of all my Baseball and Tennis trophies from my early years and then as we cross into the next room there would be a mantel with a pair of rubber boots, a thermos and a latex glove. The End , ThankYou for visiting.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Had no idea you were gay Hog, but as many Hog's you've jacked off, I should have expected it
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Fish are scared of me
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Stay down bitch!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Plano, TX
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The headboard I broke banging your mom!
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