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#166 |
Retired Bearcat
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: SWMO
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I'm surprised I haven't been. I have thrown more than enough ammo out there for you dicks to come after me
Must be the enormous amount of respect and the total fear of me. Bunch of bitches. |
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#167 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SLC, UT
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#168 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Kansas
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#169 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $-1378100
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JJJChiefsfan: Believes the Earth is 6,000 years old and homeschools his children so they grow up to be non-functioning adults.
Oh wait, stereotypes can't be true correct?!?! |
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#170 |
Forklift Certified
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: House of the Rising Sun
Casino cash: $-750150
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Cooper Barret? Wasn't that guy a porn addict?
(Or banned for posting porn a bunch of times) |
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C Chiefs once a year!
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Cali
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Coop, Clay gonna be upset you're still posting here. |
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#172 |
C Chiefs once a year!
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Cali
Casino cash: $-1063903
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Updated list. Thanks for the help/input Bearcat!!!
Scho- Hookers and $100 lunches Zach- Fat and lives in mom's basement (per Zach he's not actually fat but big boned) Bearcat- Experimented with his homosexual side in college (NTTAWWT). Is known to have three profile on here (Bearcats and Bearcat2005) Clay- Drives a Nissan Moreno kids threw rocks at and didn't get laid until 34 Lonewolf-Uppity Notre Dame alum with a superiority complex and anger issues. Hasn't slept in his matrimonial bed in 26 years and 364 days. Eureka- Bought his wife from China. Felon who has front row Raiders tickets in LV JewRabbi- Won't marry his live in girlfriend of 9 years because she's woke. Carcosa - trivia king but gets mad when he looses. InvinciBill - reigning authority on rep distribution. KC Hawks - QB evaluator extraordinaire. Flunked out of HS. Simply Red - sweetheart Ubeja Vontell - deceased victim of a horny coyote encounter (was also terrified of toilets) DaFace - Raging Pot Head. Is nice occasionally Fish - Raging Pot Head. Leans so far the left the Clintons don't want his vote (Honorable mention also known as ASSMAN in real life). ChiefaRoo - Doesn't really like KC sports. He took that fat KC Star reporter Brooke Pryor on a date. Zebedee Dubious - Gets things wrong all the time. Has never attended a Chiefs game. Eleazar - Is Type casted as someone with the gift of gab. He was a used car salesman for over a decade before he ventured into his true love of making Hallmark Cards. Dark Horse - Is as cool and groovy. He once lost a bet to Hootie. Bob Dole - Used to get more ass then a toilet seat back in the day. You shouldn't drunk post about your youth Bobby. bdj23 - Mult account for banned CP'er Cooper Barrett lewdog - He's been typecast as a buff dude who could get ass from any bar fly. Supposedly he has children in two different states he's never met. Dante84 - Has the biggest penis out of any user on CP according to Billay. Katipan - A true Weed know it all. Also known as a right winger in DC. Skyy God - Belize in anything he wants. Has many beautiful women to look at as long as there's WIFI. Graystoke - Is a decent poster and isn't over barring. Supposedly his wife monitors his CP usage. RealSNR - It was mentioned that he had a bad drug habit back in the day. Known as a real solid poster. loochy - He's been stereotyped as a super rich and good looking MENSA member with a 10 inch penis (undersized according to CP standards). ChiliConCarnage - Likes pineapple pizza and has an obsession with Mark Davis. Took his family out in celebration of the LV Aces championship. TLO - Can't decide on which mufflers for his vehicle is the best. Has had to buy 3 sets of mufflers for his Dodge. Pablo - Is known to wait in line for Snoop Dogg concert tickets. Originator of the Kitty Cat Dance. BWillie - Longs for an oriental wife. Knows how to rile up DC. Perineum Ripper - Ask to many question about buying tickets. Has had shoulder and dick replacement (welcome to the 12" club buddy). Gravedigger - Doesn't know how to open the hood of his vehicle. Supposedly knows how to train dragons but we think that's a sexual innuendo. T-post Tom - Enjoys Chiefs cheerleader porn and has the best stash of that stuff. Really likes to celebrate Easter and supposedly he dresses up as the Easter bunny. Lzen - Known as an Elon groupie. Is a member of about 10 Tesla forums. He's also know as a top notch Troll. KCUnited - Has been know to talk highly about the Chargers. Always responds with great posts. AdolfoliverBush - It is known here on CP that his wife has no fur pie. When he responds to new post he is known as a straight shooter. Ming the Merciless - Known as a Patriots way believer. He is the originator of the "e-gasm" and frequently does that daily. Was in the Chess club in HS and usually got his ass beat weakly. Haywire - Is the poster who threw a dildo through a car window. Everyone here knows Cancer calls him Chuck Norris. UteChief - Is known as a very humble Alpha. He once scored 4 touchdowns in a HS football game. He has a redheaded wife, 2 kids, and sells women's shoes. Marcellus - Had the most posts in the "Gay day in the Hay' thread. Thinks Mahomes is a turnover machine. Once upon a time he got busy in a Burger King Bathroom. Tooge - Is known as the parent at kids softball you don't want to be associated with. Started a thread asking "what exactly is a woman". Known around CP mostly for being a very shitty welder. Mecca - Is has be typecast as a socialist. Has been know to offer shitty fantasy football advice. Has two posters of Deion Sanders in his garage that be bragged about. GloucesteChief - Is a homer for clam chowder and has bragged about watching all of Mark Wahlberg's movies. Donger - Limey who loves soccer. Has talked about using a cigarette holder when smoking. Often talks about how dentists are the devil. luv Known to have worked hard to get into peak physical condition which caused her to catch a case of marriage. Lots of posters have nothing but nice things to say about her. ForzenChief - Always talks about his fan page about the TV series Law & Order. Frequently hangs out with criminals. KC Connection - The Las Vegas Raiders are his 2nd favorite team. Owns Barbie dolls. Is a Michael Oher fan. penguinz - Doesn't like working out but is into all things fitness. Frequently travels to Loveland Colorado (similar to the bunny ranch). Brags about being a AAA member and how he doesn't have to wait in line at the DMV. Threebag - Prefers dating cute grocery store clerks. Has a fetish about nurses that "sleep around". Has put on a good clinic about the pump and dump. Has 7 bastard children. Coochie liquor - Blunts, Vacations, and ho's in Jamaica. Iowanian - Can't really say much as his wife monitors his posting here on CP. He loves Iowa. JJJChiefsfan: Believes the Earth is 6,000 years old and homeschools his children so they grow up to be non-functioning adults. Likes salsa made in NY CITY. |
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#173 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
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I figured out 1963chief’s horrible secret. He has a micropenis which prevents him from posting.
InvinciBill and Jewish Rabbi can confirm if sources are needed.
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My 2024 Adopt a Chief: Leo Chenal My Guy 2025 NFL Draft: Logan Brown, OT, Kansas Holy Hat! |
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#174 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $-759649
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Um hello The Ranch is in Littleton, CO.
I'm hoping we can do a CP meetup.
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"Loving him is red." |
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#175 | |
C Chiefs once a year!
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Cali
Casino cash: $-1063903
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I quit smoking weed years ago. Is that a deal breaker? |
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#176 |
C Chiefs once a year!
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Cali
Casino cash: $-1063903
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smithandrew051 you now have the top spot.
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#177 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I quit drinking, maybe we don't end up at Taco Bell at 3 AM.
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#178 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $-1385266
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I like boobs.
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#179 |
Perpetual Mediocrity
Join Date: Jan 2006
Casino cash: $1732783
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The ****ing Raiders?
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#180 |
World's Best Boss
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bronco Country
Casino cash: $3584654
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Oh hell yeah. An off-season thread that’s regular season worthy.
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