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Old 07-05-2005, 05:09 PM  
Donger Donger is offline
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How often do you sit on your testicles?

I probably average about one a week. Accidently, mind you.
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:37 PM   #46
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the real question is how often do you sit on someone elses nuts?
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:38 PM   #47
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the real question is how often do you sit on someone elses nuts?
1. That would be NEVER
2. Talk about opening yourself up to every lame Gay-U joke...
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:31 AM   #48
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Tranny?
God, those freaknuggets are EVERYWHERE!

What is this nation coming to when you can't even kill them without possibly risking jail time?
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:36 AM   #49
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every time i sit on my purse
you have testicles in your purse???
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Old 07-06-2005, 01:05 AM   #50
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you have testicles in your purse???
Well I am married, babe.
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Old 07-06-2005, 05:36 AM   #51
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I can honestly say I've never sat on my testicals. And to head off any size remarks, I've never had a problem in that catagory either.

May I point Donger and anyone else having this problem to the following website:

http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%2..._reduction.htm
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Old 07-06-2005, 07:16 AM   #52
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Never, I just set them over to the seat right next to me, works great. My girl hates 'em though, she always has to ride in the backseat of the car...
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:18 AM   #53
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:20 AM   #54
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a better question is how ofter do they stick to your leg?
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:32 AM   #55
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I can honestly say I've never sat on my testicals. And to head off any size remarks, I've never had a problem in that catagory either.

May I point Donger and anyone else having this problem to the following website:

http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%2..._reduction.htm
I just can't seem to get the SEE PHOTOS in your link to work, could someone who knows how to post pics put them up?
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:39 AM   #56
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WTF. Lounging around naked or no support will do that.
That's a good point. I don't lounge around naked and I wear briefs, not boxers.
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:40 AM   #57
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My nads are pretty small, so I've never sat on 'em.
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:46 AM   #58
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I switched to over to boxer breifs, and have not had the problem since.

What hurts even more than sitting on them is when you are wearing boxers, take a long stride where they are hanging in the middle, and your next step as the other leg comes forward crushes the rocks between the other leg. That happened once while playing catch, and I run after a bad pass and they got slammed.
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:20 AM   #59
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I'm cursed with a huge sack. I had to switch from boxers, to boxer briefs a long time ago. Now, sack squashing is a thing of the past........
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:24 AM   #60
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I don't see what's so great about having huge balls anyway.
Why don't you ask a female, who has been pounded Proppa in Fido's love stance.....


...of course, Chitown's broads don't count, since by his own testimony, he has to perch his knees up on double pillows so they don't rug burn, and slap those poor women in the zyphoid. Tragic really.
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