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Winky. He's eligible, and the team deserves to have their best chance at winning. |
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6 | 50.00% |
Stone. He's been there the whole game, waiting patiently for his turn. |
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5 | 41.67% |
Neither. I'd forfeit. Keeping score is barbaric. |
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0 | 0% |
I'd pay Winky to hit Stone in the groin with a baseball. |
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1 | 8.33% |
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I would never coach a bunch of little bastards.
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Oh, puh-leez. Like I would give a crap about what the parents thought, or that my hideous deformation scares their whiny little bastards. I just don't like kids. Or doing anything for anybody. Bah. And humbug.
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It's a trick question, the game should have ended after the sixth inning...right?
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What would Buttermaker do??
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You're telling me that you don't care what Lester Periwinkle's mom thinks, keg? The widowed blonde who dances at Fleshy's and has the gravity-defying breasts, and only works there because she enjoys self-expression?
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She's blonde and has fake hoo-hoos? How much worse can it get?!
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Your local league went to a nine-inning format after a series of lawsuits by the parents of middle relievers in the teeball league.
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But if you don't like her, I don't know how you can resist your shortstop's aunt. She brings him to all of the practices, and she's a 19-year-old aspiring writer who enjoys surfing porn sites, is attracted to overweight men with low self-esteem, and is a willowy brunette. She hopes to someday participate in a threesome with another woman as the third.
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