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Old 12-23-2006, 09:00 PM  
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Liquor store bags
Why?

Why are the paper bags used by liquor stores the thinest, flimsiest bags imaginable? It rivals toilet paper in weight. The purpose of a bag is to allow you to carry more items than you can grasp in your hands. These bags are so flimsy that you can't trust them to carry the weight of all the liquid you just purchased, and must clutch the bottles to your body to avoid dropping them. What is the point?


Is it just so that after you've dropped your purchase, someone can get off the quip, "That feller can't hold his liquor." ?
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:34 PM   #16
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:34 PM   #17
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Old 12-24-2006, 04:36 PM   #18
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Old 12-24-2006, 05:01 PM   #19
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A surprising turn in the thread.

Where was the road sign?
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Old 12-24-2006, 05:12 PM   #20
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The purpose of a liquor store bag is not to carry the bottle.

It exists because we live in a society that feels that seeing an alcoholic beverage in public is somehow wrong.

The strange thing is that everyone knows whats in the bag, but they somehow feel better not actually seeing it.
yep and most liquor stores and small owner businesses and they need save every penny they can.
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Old 12-24-2006, 06:18 PM   #21
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haha...when i was young and in college, we used to buy the 45 ounces of Colt 45 and ask for the paper bags so we could look all "Ghetto" hahaha


Good times...

I still do that....at 29.
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