Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 16

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

**the Talking Can** · 09-16-2007, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

letting the directv guy in with out cleaning the house first

i doubt he cares what the house looks like when he's banging her...

boogblaster · 09-16-2007, 07:11 AM

Does the Directv guy want a new roommate..he can have "ole-growler" ....

boogblaster · 09-16-2007, 07:14 AM

He can have "ole_growler" ...

Al Bundy · 09-16-2007, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

i doubt he cares what the house looks like when he's banging her...

Pos rep for making me laugh after 5 hours of sleep. On a side note.. I am so glad I left my ex-wife. She drove me up a ****ing wall. She was a total waste of a football fan. Half her family were Donk fans and the other half were Falcon fans. When those 2 played in that superbowl the sides of the family didn't talk to each other for the 2 weeks surrounding it.

Crashride · 09-16-2007, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

my GF said she likes football teams that have good defense. Looks like i will be taking back all the chiefs shit

lol this post is classic considering its from 2004. Its like a flashback of how yall felt at the time lol

MTG#10 · 09-16-2007, 10:03 AM

My wife does pretty much everything that as been mentioned in this thread already. Plus her ass is getting big.

Lonewolf Ed · 09-16-2007, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the fucking thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO fuckING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I cleary bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO fuckING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

My mother suffers from a similar affliction. It's called the Mindless Cleaning Frenzy. Nothing is safe. Nothing!

Adept Havelock · 09-16-2007, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

I'd say you don't have much to worry about.

While you are at it, do the gene pool a favor and refrain from reproduction as well.

I'd say you don't have much to worry about.

dtebbe · 09-16-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

My wife does pretty much everything that as been mentioned in this thread already. Plus her ass is getting big.

Hey, as long as she is still giving up the ass, I wouldn't compain....

DT

**alanm** · 09-16-2007, 10:14 AM

OK, Who brought this topic back up and where did you hide the body?

**Skip Towne** · 09-16-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

i doubt he cares what the house looks like when he's banging her...

That's right, I don't.

teedubya · 09-16-2007, 11:25 AM

This thread should be bumped like once a week.

**Buehler445** · 09-16-2007, 11:41 AM

My GF has complete disregard for punctuality. 5-10 min late ALL THE TIME. She can get up 2 hrs early and be 5 min late. Or she can get up 30 min before and still only 5 min late. I have NO IDEA why she can't move at the same speed on the 2 hrs early days because I know she is capable.

I'm also a clutter-phobe. I don't have to have a spotless house but PICK YOUR SH*T UP.

She will do dishes or laundry about once every 35 decades only when she has run out of underwear, socks, AND pants, not before. She's already ruined a couple of pans because she let crusted food sit in there too long.

Personality wise, if something is bugging her, she doesn't tell me until she's about ready to chop my balls of with a wooden spoon, whereas if she would have told me earlier I would have happily changed my behavior....I just don't get it.

BUUUUUUT I love her and I'm going to marry her.

her for being good at everything else.

Fat Elvis · 09-16-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

My GF has complete disregard for punctuality. 5-10 min late ALL THE TIME. She can get up 2 hrs early and be 5 min late. Or she can get up 30 min before and still only 5 min late. I have NO IDEA why she can't move at the same speed on the 2 hrs early days because I know she is capable.

I'm also a clutter-phobe. I don't have to have a spotless house but PICK YOUR SH*T UP.

She will do dishes or laundry about once every 35 decades only when she has run out of underwear, socks, AND pants, not before. She's already ruined a couple of pans because she let crusted food sit in there too long.

Personality wise, if something is bugging her, she doesn't tell me until she's about ready to chop my balls of with a wooden spoon, whereas if she would have told me earlier I would have happily changed my behavior....I just don't get it.

BUUUUUUT I love her and I'm going to marry her.

her for being good at everything else.

I hate to break it to you, but she sounds like a dude....

Jilly · 09-16-2007, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

The two worst things I have noticed from every woman I have ever dated and/or married:

1. They will never be on time. Time is a foreign concept to all women.

2. They cannot answer a "yes or no" question with a simple yes or no.

I do these two things and it drives Sully crazy.

The time thing...I don't know why the hell I'm late...I really don't.

The yes or no thing, I just want to make sure everyone's happy so it's hard for me to make a decision.

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Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-856615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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09-16-2007, 11:41 AM	#238
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $-1665266	My GF has complete disregard for punctuality. 5-10 min late ALL THE TIME. She can get up 2 hrs early and be 5 min late. Or she can get up 30 min before and still only 5 min late. I have NO IDEA why she can't move at the same speed on the 2 hrs early days because I know she is capable. I'm also a clutter-phobe. I don't have to have a spotless house but PICK YOUR SH*T UP. She will do dishes or laundry about once every 35 decades only when she has run out of underwear, socks, AND pants, not before. She's already ruined a couple of pans because she let crusted food sit in there too long. Personality wise, if something is bugging her, she doesn't tell me until she's about ready to chop my balls of with a wooden spoon, whereas if she would have told me earlier I would have happily changed my behavior....I just don't get it. BUUUUUUT I love her and I'm going to marry her. her for being good at everything else.
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