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Lady gets the "Money" shot on flight!
HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated. The $200,000 suit claims a passenger masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight from DFW International Airport to Los Angeles during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. In the lawsuit, Dozier said she asked airline workers for help and asked that the man, who was not sitting in his assigned seat, be removed, but did not receive any help from the staff aboard the plane. Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action. The man was arrested when the plane landed. http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pa...Y&pageId=3.2.1 |
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This is what happens when airline employees let passengers upgrade themselves, all spunk breaks loose.
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a haw haw haw
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Well that gives new meaning to fly the friendly skies
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"we love to fly and it shows"
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BAMF!
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So, I am confused... doesn't it take 2 to join the mile high club? And if that is the case, then did this man join the 2,640 feet club?
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Wasted away again...
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That flight just rubbed against the grain of her enjoyment.
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BAMF!
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I guess he thought she needed 2 more salty nuts
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The guy on the plane should be named Boner....
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BAMF!
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lets all ask her about it now.
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BAMF!
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Boner? or Bowener?
I'm thinking she must have said something along the lines of, "damn, I wish that would come back here." In reference to the food cart, and the guy was nodding off in the back and thought she said, "damn, I want that wood cum splat here." Maybe not.
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Hey guys, whew - I just flew in from Dallas and boy are my hands tired....aww-right!
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BAMF!
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pie is never free
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Here at American Airlines...we believe, in the power of YOU, we believe, in offering MORE, for your money...like a "SHOT" in the face...Gratis, on every flight.
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