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Old 03-19-2008, 07:10 PM  
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Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident
Lawsuit: Staff Did Not Help Woman After Man Ejaculated On Her


HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated.

The $200,000 suit claims a passenger masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight from DFW International Airport to Los Angeles during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. In the lawsuit, Dozier said she asked airline workers for help and asked that the man, who was not sitting in his assigned seat, be removed, but did not receive any help from the staff aboard the plane. Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action. The man was arrested when the plane landed.

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Old 03-19-2008, 08:24 PM   #16
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:26 PM   #17
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:28 PM   #18
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:30 PM   #19
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:32 PM   #20
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:33 PM   #21
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:35 PM   #22
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I guess he thought she needed 2 more salty nuts
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:38 PM   #23
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:39 PM   #24
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I guess he thought she needed 2 more salty nuts
The guy on the plane should be named Boner....
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:44 PM   #25
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I just gave her a money shot from here...



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Old 03-19-2008, 08:46 PM   #26
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The guy on the plane should be named Boner....
Boner? or Bowener?

I'm thinking she must have said something along the lines of, "damn, I wish that would come back here." In reference to the food cart, and the guy was nodding off in the back and thought she said, "damn, I want that wood cum splat here."

Maybe not.
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:47 PM   #27
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