Three Things to Ponder

a1na2 · 03-20-2008, 08:29 PM

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment

Halfcan · 03-20-2008, 08:34 PM

Cars and Cel phones-Do people really think that traffic and other drivers that are actually paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing-will magically get out of their way because they are busy texting LOL good1 to some other idiot.

a1na2 · 03-20-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

Cars and Cel phones-Do people really think that traffic and other drivers that are actually paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing-will magically get out of their way because they are busy texting LOL good1 to some other idiot.

You have no ability to see humor.
If you don't like it just let it go.
Everything with you needs to be a pissing contest.
On this one you just pissed your pants and made your momma mad.

Braincase · 03-20-2008, 09:09 PM

I laughed.

Halfcan · 03-20-2008, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by a1na2

You have no ability to see humor.
If you don't like it just let it go.
Everything with you needs to be a pissing contest.
On this one you just pissed your pants and made your momma mad.

I was just saying-after I saw a lady run a red light today and almost get smashed by semi trucks coming from oposite directions-and she was really oblivious to what was going on. She just smiled and kept texting-must of thought the 50 cars were honking at someone else.

Halfcan · 03-20-2008, 09:34 PM

Where oh where are the cops when you need them??

Seems there are plenty on the news every night- "Continueing their Investigation" on some petty nothing crime. But when some dumb bitch runs a light and almost causes serious injury to others because she is on her cel phone-None to be found.

Demonpenz · 03-20-2008, 09:35 PM

I can spit at my chew without hitting a mexican anymore, and those god damn commies think they are going to take away my gun I don't think so. I drink coors and I ain't going changed for you or no one. GOT IT BUB!

Sully · 03-20-2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

I was just saying-after I saw a lady run a red light today and almost get smashed by semi trucks coming from oposite directions-and she was really oblivious to what was going on. She just smiled and kept texting-must of thought the 50 cars were honking at someone else.

You know what pisses me off?
When you are pulling up to a 4-way stop, and there is a car going the other way (to your left or right) and they feel they have to wait for you to stop before they can go. They completed their stop 10 seconds ago, but for some reason they think the rule is that they can't go until you stop. Ponder that, as well.

Demonpenz · 03-20-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sully

You know what pisses me off?
When you are pulling up to a 4-way stop, and there is a car going the other way (to your left or right) and they feel they have to wait for you to stop before they can go. They completed their stop 10 seconds ago, but for some reason they think the rule is that they can't go until you stop. Ponder that, as well.

Why pull out. I guess working in claims does this too me, but I never assume the other person knows they have a stop sign, i have seen to many people slow down because they are entering an intersection, but they don't realize they have a stop sign.

Demonpenz · 03-20-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Why pull out. I guess working in claims does this too me, but I never assume the other person knows they have a stop sign, i have seen to many people slow down because they are entering an intersection, but they don't realize they have a stop sign.

you said pull out

Halfcan · 03-20-2008, 09:44 PM

Today I pondered- why this 350 pound gorilla decided not to wash his hands after cramming a monster shit down the plumbing at the Home Depot today?

I mean-at least run a bit of water over those mits-even IF you can't get the damm automatic faucets to give you any water. Don't even think about getting your hands dry under the "new" enviromentally helpful dryers that run for 5 seconds.

Halfcan · 03-20-2008, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Why pull out. I guess working in claims does this too me, but I never assume the other person knows they have a stop sign, i have seen to many people slow down because they are entering an intersection, but they don't realize they have a stop sign.

Why because they are on their Fuggin cel phone???

Sully · 03-20-2008, 09:48 PM

My wife and I finished redoing our bathroom today. She went and bought a new towel rack. The packaging for that thing was ridiculous. I mean, why did it need that many zip lines? Why did they need to be so tight that you couldn't fit a knife under them, thereby forcing you to scratch the finish as you scraped it?
It's not like it's a bottle of arsenic, it's a fuggin towel holder.

Boon · 03-20-2008, 09:51 PM

Guys drink much?

Halfcan · 03-20-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 88-31-10

Guys drink much?

Not nearly enough or often enough.

2 days without a smoke though.

03-20-2008, 08:29 PM
a1na2 Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Pittsburg Casino cash: $10004900	Three Things to Ponder Three Things to Ponder: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment
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03-20-2008, 08:34 PM	#2
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Cars and Cel phones-Do people really think that traffic and other drivers that are actually paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing-will magically get out of their way because they are busy texting LOL good1 to some other idiot.
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03-20-2008, 09:09 PM	#4
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03-20-2008, 09:34 PM	#6
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Where oh where are the cops when you need them?? Seems there are plenty on the news every night- "Continueing their Investigation" on some petty nothing crime. But when some dumb bitch runs a light and almost causes serious injury to others because she is on her cel phone-None to be found.
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03-20-2008, 09:35 PM	#7
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-423864	I can spit at my chew without hitting a mexican anymore, and those god damn commies think they are going to take away my gun I don't think so. I drink coors and I ain't going changed for you or no one. GOT IT BUB! __________________
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03-20-2008, 09:44 PM	#11
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Today I pondered- why this 350 pound gorilla decided not to wash his hands after cramming a monster shit down the plumbing at the Home Depot today? I mean-at least run a bit of water over those mits-even IF you can't get the damm automatic faucets to give you any water. Don't even think about getting your hands dry under the "new" enviromentally helpful dryers that run for 5 seconds.
Posts: 43,200

03-20-2008, 09:48 PM	#13
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	My wife and I finished redoing our bathroom today. She went and bought a new towel rack. The packaging for that thing was ridiculous. I mean, why did it need that many zip lines? Why did they need to be so tight that you couldn't fit a knife under them, thereby forcing you to scratch the finish as you scraped it? It's not like it's a bottle of arsenic, it's a fuggin towel holder. __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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03-20-2008, 09:51 PM	#14
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