Do you do regular Colon Cleansings?

teedubya · 04-12-2008, 01:18 AM

Do you?

Apparently it is very helpful. I haven't done one, butt I think it is something worth looking into, and was curious ass to who here does preventive rear maintenance?

http://allonhealth.com/dietary-fiber...lean-colon.htm

American people have the highest rate of colon-rectal cancer of all the nations in the world. It now accounts for more deaths of Americans than ever before in history. Most people think it's a dirty or embarrassing subject, but cancer and death are worse. By maintaining the health of your colon can help to significantly improve your health overall and limit the occurrence of chronic constipation and diarrhea.

04-12-2008, 01:19 AM

I clean my colon twice a day. Should I be purging more frequently?

KCChiefsMan · 04-12-2008, 01:20 AM

without reading all that sthit what do you have to do to get a colon cleanese? do ya have to fast? im sure my colon could use a good flsuh

blueballs · 04-12-2008, 01:21 AM

Would you have any DNA left if you did

Hammock Parties · 04-12-2008, 01:21 AM

I've always wanted to do a colonic irrigation. I bet it feels great.

kcxiv · 04-12-2008, 01:22 AM

every other month or so, i just eat to many grapes and instant cleaning.

teedubya · 04-12-2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

without reading all that sthit what do you have to do to get a colon cleanese? do ya have to fast? im sure my colon could use a good flsuh

teedubya · 04-12-2008, 01:24 AM

One of my friends was talking about this today. He has lost about 30 pounds in the past 3 months and says its amazing.

It was a bit weird hearing your friend talking about how wonderful the enema's feel, was a bit concerning. He said it was calming and relaxing.

Bill S Preston · 04-12-2008, 01:25 AM

No, I've never wanted some holistic healer to shove some used hose up my ass.

booger · 04-12-2008, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

is the wet/dry vac included?

KCChiefsMan · 04-12-2008, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs

I don't like the look of that thiang

Boon · 04-12-2008, 01:30 AM

I ain't doing that shit

teedubya · 04-12-2008, 01:31 AM

http://www.vaxa.com/745.cfm

Maybe this is a better solution?

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teedubya · 04-12-2008, 01:32 AM

Why is cleaning your colon important?

The body's immune system is the first line of defense against almost all infections and diseases. If your body has a strong immune system you will be less prone to infection. Pretty astonishing news for those with an under functioning colon.

The purpose of the cleanse is to remove the toxins from the fat, muscle, blood, and internal organs, that have accumulated naturally over a period of years. This is how you prevent disease.

When you do a cleanse, you loosen up and flush out this accumulated waste and poison, and it has to flow out of the elimination channels, especially the colon and kidneys.

Clean organs means good health and the bowel is the best place to begin.

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-12-2008, 01:34 AM

Yes this coming from a site trying to sell you some of thier own brand of colon blow.

No...it's known to be bad for you....

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n3993779.shtml

Home Remedy No-No Number 5: Home Colon Cleansing

"We hear a lot about the toxic effects of the contents of the colon on the body," says Robert Siegel, MD, a fellow with the American College of Gastroenterology. "But that's a fallacy."

And that's where home colon cleansing products come into play. People hear the claims that their colons are filled with toxic waste matter and that the solution is to flush them out with herbs, probiotics,special diets, enemas, or laxatives.

The fact of the matter is that the colon is a waste receptacle, explains Siegel. Its function is to let fecal material pass out of the body, naturally.

Trying to cleanse your colon from the comforts of your home can disrupt your body's electrolyte balance, causing dehydration and salt depletion. Over time, frequent colon cleansing can even lead to anemia, malnutrition, and heart failure.

Instead of cleaning your colon on your own, start by increasing your fiber intake by eating more fruits and vegetables , or by adding a supplement to y our diet -- 38 grams for men and 25 grams for women 50 and younger -- every day.

If you're still feeling constipated and uncomfortable, Siegel recommends you
see your primary care doctor or a gastroenterologist.

View Poll Results: Do you blast your ass with a big douche bag of water for "health purposes"?
No. I have never give myself a colon cleanse/ enema	40	71.43%
Not yet, but I may consider it in the future.	12	21.43%
Yes, I feel that we have major cloggages that are full of toxins that need eliminated from the body.	4	7.14%
Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll

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teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	One of my friends was talking about this today. He has lost about 30 pounds in the past 3 months and says its amazing. It was a bit weird hearing your friend talking about how wonderful the enema's feel, was a bit concerning. He said it was calming and relaxing.
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04-12-2008, 01:32 AM	#14
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	Why is cleaning your colon important? The body's immune system is the first line of defense against almost all infections and diseases. If your body has a strong immune system you will be less prone to infection. Pretty astonishing news for those with an under functioning colon. The purpose of the cleanse is to remove the toxins from the fat, muscle, blood, and internal organs, that have accumulated naturally over a period of years. This is how you prevent disease. When you do a cleanse, you loosen up and flush out this accumulated waste and poison, and it has to flow out of the elimination channels, especially the colon and kidneys. Clean organs means good health and the bowel is the best place to begin.
Posts: 36,832

04-12-2008, 01:34 AM	#15
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	Yes this coming from a site trying to sell you some of thier own brand of colon blow. No...it's known to be bad for you.... http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n3993779.shtml Home Remedy No-No Number 5: Home Colon Cleansing "We hear a lot about the toxic effects of the contents of the colon on the body," says Robert Siegel, MD, a fellow with the American College of Gastroenterology. "But that's a fallacy." And that's where home colon cleansing products come into play. People hear the claims that their colons are filled with toxic waste matter and that the solution is to flush them out with herbs, probiotics,special diets, enemas, or laxatives. The fact of the matter is that the colon is a waste receptacle, explains Siegel. Its function is to let fecal material pass out of the body, naturally. Trying to cleanse your colon from the comforts of your home can disrupt your body's electrolyte balance, causing dehydration and salt depletion. Over time, frequent colon cleansing can even lead to anemia, malnutrition, and heart failure. Instead of cleaning your colon on your own, start by increasing your fiber intake by eating more fruits and vegetables , or by adding a supplement to y our diet -- 38 grams for men and 25 grams for women 50 and younger -- every day. If you're still feeling constipated and uncomfortable, Siegel recommends you see your primary care doctor or a gastroenterologist.
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