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Old 10-16-2008, 11:12 PM  
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--What magic move do you do/say to land some action?
Is there one thing? are there a few? what are they? I generally focus on how I manuever my eyes, I smile, I compliment in a sexier/slightly agressive way.

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Old 10-17-2008, 12:34 PM   #61
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maybe and i mean MAYBE bryan adams...
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:36 PM   #62
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Sometimes the best plans don't require words at all.

For example.

Even Gochiefs could recieve female treatment if he didn't say a single word.....by covering himself in rubbing some twinky filling on his belly and walking into a Jenny Craig convention.


oh, and duh, EVERYONE knows if you're going to Leon Phelps a ladah, you use MONSTER Ballods.

Nothing like a Steeleheart ballod to melt elastic off of cougar drawers
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:50 PM   #63
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Sometimes the best plans don't require words at all.

For example.

Even Gochiefs could recieve female treatment if he didn't say a single word.....by covering himself in rubbing some twinky filling on his belly and walking into a Jenny Craig convention.


oh, and duh, EVERYONE knows if you're going to Leon Phelps a ladah, you use MONSTER Ballods.

Nothing like a Steeleheart ballod to melt elastic off of cougar drawers
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Old 10-17-2008, 12:56 PM   #64
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:04 PM   #65
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The only thing I found to be consistently effective is a large network of friends to meet people through. You don’t have to swap spit with these people or even know them well enough to invite to movie night. They just need to be able to vouch for you having a little bit of money, a vehicle, your own pad, single and not a complete psycho.

Claythan, I’d break open the piggy bank and pay for it already or start making like Mr. Jefferson and movin’ on up.

Pickup lines are probably less effective than “hi” in a big enough sample pool. Chicks know whether their going to sleep with you within 5 seconds of lying eyes on you. The only thing that changes that is a long grueling process of getting them to like you or large amounts of alcohol and neither is a sure shot.

If you’re looking for a random pickup keep in mind the 5 seconds rule and throw your um…accessibility out to as many as possible. It’s as much a numbers game as anything else.

Advice from someone who while not a big league slugger has had a decent batting average over the years.
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:38 PM   #66
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Don't make me go Cinderella on your ass, punk!

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oh damn........ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT UNTIL IT"S GONE!
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Old 10-17-2008, 02:17 PM   #67
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The only thing I found to be consistently effective is a large network of friends to meet people through. You don’t have to swap spit with these people or even know them well enough to invite to movie night. They just need to be able to vouch for you having a little bit of money, a vehicle, your own pad, single and not a complete psycho.


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Old 10-17-2008, 02:50 PM   #68
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Claythans main problem to me is this.

When the girl finds out you still live with mom and dad at his age the girl will think loser big time.
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:28 PM   #69
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The only thing I found to be consistently effective is a large network of friends to meet people through. You don’t have to swap spit with these people or even know them well enough to invite to movie night. They just need to be able to vouch for you having a little bit of money, a vehicle, your own pad, single and not a complete psycho.

Claythan, I’d break open the piggy bank and pay for it already or start making like Mr. Jefferson and movin’ on up.

Pickup lines are probably less effective than “hi” in a big enough sample pool. Chicks know whether their going to sleep with you within 5 seconds of lying eyes on you. The only thing that changes that is a long grueling process of getting them to like you or large amounts of alcohol and neither is a sure shot.

If you’re looking for a random pickup keep in mind the 5 seconds rule and throw your um…accessibility out to as many as possible. It’s as much a numbers game as anything else.

Advice from someone who while not a big league slugger has had a decent batting average over the years.
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:47 PM   #70
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I typed really slow and loudly but I'll do it again...

It was just a suggestion. Wear nut huggers all you like. We love sweaty balls.
I tried to encourage ball-powder, while you weren't posting. I think it's mission-critical, myself. I always powder up my balls.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=185336
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:49 PM   #71
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Claythans main problem to me is this.

When the girl finds out you still live with mom and dad at his age the girl will think loser big time.
And then they find out he has no job.
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:54 PM   #72
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Old 10-17-2008, 04:59 PM   #73
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I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
You like to have power over people, don't you? Like to be on top? Grab their hair? While saying nothing and remaining...aloof?
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