Chiefs Would the Chiefs beat Texas? - Page 4

Hootie · 10-20-2008, 10:18 AM

This should usually be an obvious answer...as Texas will probably have 10-15 players that currently play (whether they are freshmen, sophomores, juniors or seniors) drafted...so obviously KC will be the more talented team.

But with Thigpen at QB, and our coaching staff, would we be able to gameplan to beat Texas?

If so, how much do we win by?

This would be much more interesting than what we usually get on Sundays...

Hootie · 10-20-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Branden Albert was a dominant player in college. McIntosh was all Big 12. Adrian Jones was a ****ing bookend tackle in college. Waters...we don't even need to go there. And Niswanger was a dominant center in the SEC.

Bowe was the second best receiver in all of college football his junior year.

Cottam has the same size and better speed than Chase Coffman.

Tyler Thigpen has more speed and arm strength than any of those Nebraska QBs who were racking up Heisman's and converting to safety in the NFL.

Jamaal Charles was a Freshman All American and the best RB in the Big XII last year.

Kolby Smith averaged over 6 yards a carry in college.

Darling caught 30 TD's in college and averaged 16 yards a catch.

Think about that for a second.

I'm not saying you aren't making good points...

Obviously you are. I am just repulsed by Tyler Thigpen. And Herm Edwards.

**gblowfish** · 10-20-2008, 11:09 AM

Chiefs might beat Iowa State. Otherwise they'd be last in the Big 12 North.

Hootie · 10-20-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Yes. People don't understand how shitty college coaches are.

You know why Texas players flop so much in the NFL? Because Mack Brown can't assemble a staff and is a horrible ****ing coach.

Pete Carroll is a horrible ****ing coach.

These guys can't gameplan for shit.

College football is 95% recruiting and 5% coaching. That's why Missouri, a team with superior coaching and marginal athletes, just got destroyed by Texas.

So you're saying Herm Edwards has a future in college football? I could see him being a pretty good recruiter.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-20-2008, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

So you're saying Herm Edwards has a future in college football? I could see him being a pretty good recruiter.

I have no doubt that Herm could run a 6* college program. None whatsoever. It's why guys like Nick Saban, who are propagandists, do so well in college and flop in the pros. Kids like the rah rah shit. Adults don't buy into it.

You need X's and O's to win in the pros.

In college, you just need a QB who scored a 6 on his Wonderlic and whose entire coaching regimen consists of

"This play you are throwing to Limas Sweed. If he's not open, run."

That was Texas' gameplan during the entire Nat. Ch. game for Vince Young and his entire college career. Yet, it worked.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-20-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I'm not saying you aren't making good points...

Obviously you are. I am just repulsed by Tyler Thigpen. And Herm Edwards.

And I understand that. I hate them both. But you've got to ground the hate in some type of reality or just start being endlessly sarcastic and using hyperbole...which I often do.

Pablo · 10-20-2008, 11:14 AM

I had this discussion with a Mizzou fan at work yesterday.

Him: "I'd put $1,000 on Mizzou vs. the Chiefs"

Me: "Oh yeah, well you'd lose $1,000 pretty quick"

That's the short version of it.

Hootie · 10-20-2008, 11:18 AM

I wish Herm would just go off his rocker and start doing some crazy shit with the offense...make it at least enjoyable for the fans...triple reverses, half back passes, statue of liberties, fake punts, going for it on 4th and 15 from their own 20, 76 yard field goal attempts, drawing names out of hats for who gets to kick the ball off the tee after scoring drives (if those occur)...we could lose 100-0 and at least I'd enjoy watching the game. I think we're about at that point...all out blitzes...leaving WR's uncovered just to try and **** with the opposing team...using Colquitt at RE...this stuff could save Herm's job. His approval rating would surely soar.

ChiefsCountry · 10-20-2008, 11:19 AM

Tyler Thigpen was a damn good college quarterback as well. To many of you look at the Coastal Carolina thing way to much. He led them to the I-AA playoffs and for them to qualify for it would be the same as Boise State or Utah going to the BCS. I follow that level of football and he was well respected and put up good numbers.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-20-2008, 11:19 AM

If you really wanted it to be a game:

Make the Chiefs play Texas 9 on 11 on both sides of the ball.

KC would probably play a 3-3-3 on Defense, substituting Pollard for DJ, and moving DJ to Mike.

KC would have to play with 4 O lineman. Resign Jason Dunn. He's better than 95% of college tackles anyway.

Change the rules so that Dunn is eligible even if he's covered up.

Have your O consist of

X TGCGDunn Y
Thiggy
Charles

It's probably be pretty damned interesting.

Hootie · 10-20-2008, 11:25 AM

it couldn't be nearly as interesting as yesterday's game...I was on the edge of my seat when we were 1st and goal from the 1 cheering the Titans to step it up and keep the shutout streak alive...and they did! Of course Herm pussed out and kicked a field goal which made me hate him even more...I wanted to see us go at least another 4 quarters without a score. I figured we were safe with Thigpen at the helm and Novak as our kicker...

vailpass · 10-20-2008, 11:30 AM

Don't know if this is a serious question but the Chiefs would pound the shit out of Texas, USC and any other college team you want to name.

However Mack Brown would destroy Herm in a battle of Xs and Os.

trndobrd · 10-20-2008, 12:21 PM

The obviously bigger, faster, and stronger Chiefs players would steamroll the manifestly smaller college team. During the post game presser Herm would say "we were able to get the ball to our playmakers" and "our coaching staff did an outstanding job this week". Carl would raise parking fees by $1.

Amnorix · 10-20-2008, 12:26 PM

They would crush them. It would be a complete annihilation.

ToxSocks · 10-20-2008, 04:16 PM

Man it sure is nice to talk about the Chiefs like this isnt it?

BWillie · 10-20-2008, 04:20 PM

Yeah, I don't think it'd be as big of a blow out as you think. Probably Chiefs 41, Texas 17

10-20-2008, 10:18 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Would the Chiefs beat Texas? This should usually be an obvious answer...as Texas will probably have 10-15 players that currently play (whether they are freshmen, sophomores, juniors or seniors) drafted...so obviously KC will be the more talented team. But with Thigpen at QB, and our coaching staff, would we be able to gameplan to beat Texas? If so, how much do we win by? This would be much more interesting than what we usually get on Sundays...
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10-20-2008, 11:09 AM	#47
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10-20-2008, 11:14 AM	#51
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-1850644	I had this discussion with a Mizzou fan at work yesterday. Him: "I'd put $1,000 on Mizzou vs. the Chiefs" Me: "Oh yeah, well you'd lose $1,000 pretty quick" That's the short version of it.
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10-20-2008, 11:18 AM	#52
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I wish Herm would just go off his rocker and start doing some crazy shit with the offense...make it at least enjoyable for the fans...triple reverses, half back passes, statue of liberties, fake punts, going for it on 4th and 15 from their own 20, 76 yard field goal attempts, drawing names out of hats for who gets to kick the ball off the tee after scoring drives (if those occur)...we could lose 100-0 and at least I'd enjoy watching the game. I think we're about at that point...all out blitzes...leaving WR's uncovered just to try and **** with the opposing team...using Colquitt at RE...this stuff could save Herm's job. His approval rating would surely soar.
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10-20-2008, 11:19 AM	#53
ChiefsCountry The Insider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lake of the Ozarks Casino cash: $-1551248	Tyler Thigpen was a damn good college quarterback as well. To many of you look at the Coastal Carolina thing way to much. He led them to the I-AA playoffs and for them to qualify for it would be the same as Boise State or Utah going to the BCS. I follow that level of football and he was well respected and put up good numbers.
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10-20-2008, 11:19 AM	#54
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7149572	If you really wanted it to be a game: Make the Chiefs play Texas 9 on 11 on both sides of the ball. KC would probably play a 3-3-3 on Defense, substituting Pollard for DJ, and moving DJ to Mike. KC would have to play with 4 O lineman. Resign Jason Dunn. He's better than 95% of college tackles anyway. Change the rules so that Dunn is eligible even if he's covered up. Have your O consist of X TGCGDunn Y Thiggy Charles It's probably be pretty damned interesting. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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10-20-2008, 11:25 AM	#55
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	it couldn't be nearly as interesting as yesterday's game...I was on the edge of my seat when we were 1st and goal from the 1 cheering the Titans to step it up and keep the shutout streak alive...and they did! Of course Herm pussed out and kicked a field goal which made me hate him even more...I wanted to see us go at least another 4 quarters without a score. I figured we were safe with Thigpen at the helm and Novak as our kicker...
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10-20-2008, 11:30 AM	#56
vailpass Psycho Bag Of Squanch Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9594244	Don't know if this is a serious question but the Chiefs would pound the shit out of Texas, USC and any other college team you want to name. However Mack Brown would destroy Herm in a battle of Xs and Os. __________________ “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin
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10-20-2008, 12:21 PM	#57
trndobrd 'Stachecicle Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Tolerance Box Casino cash: $2275087	The obviously bigger, faster, and stronger Chiefs players would steamroll the manifestly smaller college team. During the post game presser Herm would say "we were able to get the ball to our playmakers" and "our coaching staff did an outstanding job this week". Carl would raise parking fees by $1. __________________
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10-20-2008, 04:16 PM	#59
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10-20-2008, 04:20 PM	#60
BWillie Are you ready to Rumble? Join Date: Apr 2006 Casino cash: $-1428759	Yeah, I don't think it'd be as big of a blow out as you think. Probably Chiefs 41, Texas 17
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