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Old 01-03-2009, 07:24 PM  
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The Hard Way
Like many of you, for some unknown reason, I've had to learn many, many lessons the hard way.

Someone tells you not to do something, but you just have to anyway.....

Share those stories and the lesson learned.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:04 AM   #76
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Another funny story about a young girl from Wildwood, NJ that learned life the hard way. back when I was 25 in 1991 I was in a club in Wildwood and was all liquored up with some friends of mine. I was never big on the dancing shit, but I needed to get my wiener wet. so I asked this smokin hot chick if she wanted to dance and she had this disgusted look on her face and said ''with you, no''. so I replied with ''that's ok, I have to take a shit anyway''. my friends fell out of their chairs laughing and this chick had her mouth open in shock! SHOCK I TELL YOU!
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:18 AM   #77
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I couldn't find the exact quote but in the movie clerks a guy gets his hand stuck in a pringle can
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:26 AM   #78
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Absinthe...... Thats all I need to say!

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Old 01-07-2009, 10:29 AM   #79
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Thank god I was smart enough to quit drinking, Drinking could be number two, I could've learned that the hard way w/ a dui. Instead, I learned because I had a party at my house and I showed this girl my penis, in my kitchen. So... that was pretty idiotic, but it could've been worse...
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:38 AM   #80
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Absinthe...... Thats all I need to say!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199601
I missed your original thread, funny shit!! I tried that once. It reminded me of Sambocca with it's licorice taste too it. STRONG stuff!!! I did it with the water poured over the sugar cube on the slotted spoon.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:41 AM   #81
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Absinthe...... Thats all I need to say!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199601
I've been wanting to try that for awhile.....Absinthe....not drunken sex with hogs.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:49 AM   #82
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Iowanian, this thread is funny chit.

Don't try doing back flips off a dock after a full day of fishing and drinking...

Don't try fishing after 3 hefty sized Bloody Marries and chasing it with shots of Hot Dam ! It does make for a great chum line however !

Every young boy learns quickly to never eva piss on an electric fence !

Never ever drink three bottles of Boones Farm on Homecoming night and then fill the last bottle of wine with Beer twice...

Never party hardy before a Hall n Oats concert !


Thank God I'm growing up slowly.
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:19 AM   #83
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:27 AM   #84
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Never.....under any circumstance.....while standing in 1 foot of water, try to unplug something from a wall socket.


That was one of my brain farts. I'm not even sure what I was thinking. Just walked right up to it and grabbed the plug. Luckily, I didn't get a firm grip on it before the shock hit me and I easily let go. But it scared the shit out of me. This is precisely why I refuse to do any electrical work.....I just don't pay enough attention at times.
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:34 AM   #85
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I couldn't find the exact quote but in the movie clerks a guy gets his hand stuck in a pringle can
Pringles cans?

You mean ol' skool fleshlights?
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:40 AM   #86
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Old 01-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #87
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Like many of you, for some unknown reason, I've had to learn many, many lessons the hard way.

Someone tells you not to do something, but you just have to anyway.....

Share those stories and the lesson learned.
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Old 01-07-2009, 12:10 PM   #88
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Old 01-07-2009, 12:12 PM   #89
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Apparently, my microwave IQ is below 75.

So....given the recent disaster with the dumpty family in mind.....

I've been out to meetings, no lunch yada yada yada....zip in the house, fling a bag of orville Redenbacher in the M-wave and hit 3 minutes...go check email.

Somethign isn't right when I get back down.....

I'd thrown the bag on top of that plastic bowl thingamajig that goes over plates to keep it from splattering.

The entire center of that is melted and gone....stuck to the bag.

Lesson.
Don't put a bag of popcorn on top of the plastic dish.

I must have my head seriously in my ass this week....
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If you are driving down the highway after a night of drinking, and your buddy needs to puke but you don't want to pull to the side of the highway and draw attention to yourself, so you tell him just to open the door, lean out and puke while cruising along at 60 mph (he was buckled in), either go ahead and pull over or get a down payment on having a shit load of puke cleaned out of your back seat.
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